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Are you smarter than a Joe Biden?
the Charleston Daily Mail ^ | March 20, 2012 | Don Surber

Posted on 03/22/2012 8:10:52 AM PDT by george76

The Obama administration is nothing if not full of itself. Never before have we seen such bragging from people who never accomplished a thing in their lives. But what do you expect from a man who wrote two autobiographies before he was elected president?

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Biden’s comments during a fundraising event in New Jersey come these quotes.

“You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.”

Real audacious, golfing while the Navy SEALs put their lives on the line half a world away.

Compare that to George Washington actually crossing the Delaware and leading a Christmas Day raid in 1776.

Unlike Barry, George Washington was not on the golf course calculating his re-election chances while his men did the fighting.

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.dailymail.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: biden; bidenblunder; joebiden

1 posted on 03/22/2012 8:10:55 AM PDT by george76
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To: george76

D-Day, the Marines landing at Inchon, Jimmy Doolittle’s raid on Tokyo, come to mind as being more audacious as the raid to take out Bin Laden.

Does Joe know his history?


2 posted on 03/22/2012 8:14:37 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: george76

This is all you need, to know that Biden is really not very smart, especially about the very thing he does for a living.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jf17Yo7hBM


3 posted on 03/22/2012 8:14:48 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

>> Does Joe know his history?

He used to know a little history, but one of those hair plugs was inserted too far and wiped out those sixteen brain cells.


4 posted on 03/22/2012 8:17:23 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: george76

The slug on my front sidewalk is smarter than Joe Biden.


5 posted on 03/22/2012 8:20:20 AM PDT by anoldafvet
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To: george76

My cat has more brain power than “dim bulb” Joe


6 posted on 03/22/2012 8:20:22 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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To: george76

This would be an excellent name for a TV show. I’d watch. LOL!


7 posted on 03/22/2012 8:20:35 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time to WEAN the government off of our money.)
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To: george76

I thought it was when Clinton captured a young boy in a closet in FL.


8 posted on 03/22/2012 8:21:52 AM PDT by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: george76

Yes


9 posted on 03/22/2012 8:24:05 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Romney just makes me tired all over.)
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To: george76

My dog is smarter than Joe Biden—and more principled as well.


10 posted on 03/22/2012 8:24:30 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Anybody but Obama!!!!)
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To: george76
I came up with a new term that sounds German (like "kindergarten"):

Bidenblunder

noun

1. A gross, stupid, or careless mistake, usually spoken aloud but occasionally whispered over an open microphone. The individual who makes a Bidenblunder is unaware of his or her profound ignorance and will often grin broadly after such utterance, much like some people do after they let a big fart.


11 posted on 03/22/2012 8:25:39 AM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: george76

I think Trig Palin might be smarter than Joe Biden.


12 posted on 03/22/2012 8:26:23 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: george76

The average turnip is smarter than Biden.


13 posted on 03/22/2012 8:28:47 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: arasina

May we all use your new word?


14 posted on 03/22/2012 8:32:55 AM PDT by Pecos (O.K., joke's over. Time to bring back the Constitution.)
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To: george76

The title made me absolutely fall out laughing...Isn’t everyone smarter than Joe Biden????


15 posted on 03/22/2012 8:33:35 AM PDT by Nifster
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To: george76

Isn’t everybody?


16 posted on 03/22/2012 8:34:09 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: george76

The loogie I haucked up this morning is smarter than Joe Biden.


17 posted on 03/22/2012 8:37:56 AM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: Nifster
Isn’t everyone smarter than Joe Biden????

Almost everybody
18 posted on 03/22/2012 8:44:00 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: arasina

Love it! And it’s not up at Urban Dictionary, so get it posted.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bidenblunder


19 posted on 03/22/2012 8:46:27 AM PDT by roostercashews
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To: jmcenanly

Oooops... well you got me there


20 posted on 03/22/2012 8:51:11 AM PDT by Nifster
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To: george76

Tough call.

21 posted on 03/22/2012 8:51:58 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: cuban leaf
Are you smarter than a Joe Biden?

That's an appropriate question for a box of rocks. Or a Barbara Boxer.

Joe Biden might be marginally smarter than a Patricia Bin Murray. He is more entertaining.

But not as entertaining as Rep. Hank Johnson of Georgia, the one who expressed fear of Guam capsizing. I still think the military guy at that hearing deserves a medal for managing to keep a straight face.

22 posted on 03/22/2012 8:52:36 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Pecos
May we all use your new word?

Soitenly!

(I happen to believe that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because he knew that people would be afraid to impeach him with Biden next in line.)

23 posted on 03/22/2012 8:53:27 AM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: george76

A box of rocks is smarter than Biden.


24 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:13 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Waiting for the new tagline to download)
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To: george76

I know I am.


25 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:25 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Unnngh! To many PDS people!)
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To: george76

Plankton is smarter than Joe Biden.


26 posted on 03/22/2012 8:57:13 AM PDT by Jack Burton007 (This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.)
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To: george76

I had a set of Lincoln Logs when I was a kid.

The red piece that was the chimney was smarter than Joe Biden.


27 posted on 03/22/2012 8:59:43 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. Be Andrew Breitbart.)
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To: george76

“We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.”

How does one calculate the probability of Bin Laden being at a given location?


28 posted on 03/22/2012 9:00:51 AM PDT by running_dog_lackey
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To: george76
Obama: "My dog Bo has had Bowel Movements that are smarter than Joe Biden."

Nancy Pelosi: "Mr. President, What are you saying?!?!?"

Obama: Nancy; you ignorant slut, I am saying Joe Biden is dumber than dog shit!

29 posted on 03/22/2012 9:05:50 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: running_dog_lackey
How does one calculate the probability of Bin Laden being at a given location?

Notice the starting point is 50%, i.e. he might be there and he might not be there, or the odds are 50-50 right out of the starting gate.

30 posted on 03/22/2012 9:05:55 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. Be Andrew Breitbart.)
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To: exit82

-—Notice the starting point is 50%, i.e. he might be there and he might not be there, or the odds are 50-50 right out of the starting gate.-—

Wouldn’t it be more like...”There are 100,000 homes in Pakistan and out of those 100,000 there are 48,000 homes where bin laden might be found”...?


31 posted on 03/22/2012 9:15:22 AM PDT by running_dog_lackey
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To: george76

Picking Joe Biden for VP was a brilliant stroke of propaganda planning.

A really dumb old white man - who makes BO look intelligent.

Biden is the penultimate ‘benign’ boob when diversion is necessary.


32 posted on 03/22/2012 9:18:37 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Newtrition - soul food for a starving America.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
How about Schwarzkopf's "end run" during Desert Storm? Patton's three day march during the Battle of the Bulge? The Battle of Midway? Columbus's trip to the new world? Landing on the moon? Kennedy going eyeball to eyeball with Khrushchev during the Cuban Missile Crisis?

Biden is an idiot.

33 posted on 03/22/2012 9:21:50 AM PDT by pfflier
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To: george76; All
"Are you smarter than a Joe Biden?"


34 posted on 03/22/2012 9:24:50 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: pfflier
"Biden is an idiot."

That is uncalled for and you should be severely reprimanded.

Such a statement is beyond the pale and you should personally apologize...

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To every idiot on the face of the planet for such an egregious insult...

35 posted on 03/22/2012 9:35:13 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: george76

Better to ask: “Who is not smarter than Joe Biden?” Rephrasing the question could keep the internet from collapsing.


36 posted on 03/22/2012 9:35:58 AM PDT by rod1
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To: george76

An unsharpened pencil is smarter than Biden.


37 posted on 03/22/2012 9:36:11 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: george76

Why would anyone think Smokin Joe is stoopider than Pres.Teleprompter?


38 posted on 03/22/2012 9:47:57 AM PDT by Cyman
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To: george76

Who isn’t?


39 posted on 03/22/2012 9:53:34 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: george76

40 posted on 03/22/2012 9:58:04 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: george76

Yes I am, but I am striving to reach higher, to box of rocks status.


41 posted on 03/22/2012 10:24:36 AM PDT by Psalm 144 ("I think we ought to listen to Alinsky." - Governor G. Romney, father of Bishop Willard M. Romney.)
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To: george76
If Joe Biden and Barbara Boxer had a Baby, Obama would be 100% Caucasian.
42 posted on 03/22/2012 10:30:16 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (A day without Obama is like a day without a Tsunami.)
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To: george76

If you stand close enough to him, you could hear the ocean.


43 posted on 03/22/2012 10:43:03 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: george76

That’s some leadership we have, a communist and a retarded clown.


44 posted on 03/22/2012 11:10:03 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: george76

I ate an oyster today smarter than Plugs Biden .


45 posted on 03/22/2012 11:27:13 AM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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