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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, May 8, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 05/08/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/08/2012 8:31:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


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1 posted on 05/08/2012 8:31:30 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...

Pings


2 posted on 05/08/2012 8:32:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

On the road today. Later folks.


3 posted on 05/08/2012 8:42:11 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Good morning/afternoon, megaRushReadyToPounceOnLiberalismdittos from Biggirl, PING!:)=^..^=


4 posted on 05/08/2012 8:43:33 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
here.. thxs, for the ping. :-D

5 posted on 05/08/2012 8:44:51 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...old Brazilian saying: "$@me $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
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6 posted on 05/08/2012 8:45:51 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Rush:

Why doesn't someone ask Obamah who he thinks is getting ahead unfairly or not playing by the rules, by the law?

He says this all the time, so he must think there are lots of people and companies getting ahead unfairly.

7 posted on 05/08/2012 8:57:19 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Any pantie bombers out there?


8 posted on 05/08/2012 9:01:44 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

I would ask someone to check my delegate math for me, but the results are too depressing.


9 posted on 05/08/2012 9:02:48 AM PDT by Ingtar ("As the light begins to fade in the city on the hill")
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Greetings.

Did you see Joe Biden referred to Mitt as “President Romney” on the Sunday shows?


10 posted on 05/08/2012 9:08:26 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I saw it and Greggy didn’t even bat an eye.


11 posted on 05/08/2012 9:13:32 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I have heard several terms for a fella with a “package”...and now the jokes just write themselves...
“Do you have unexploded ordnance in your pants, or are ya just happy to see me?” LMAO (the term “unexploded ordnance” alone had me fallin outta my chair laughing..(yeah, Im weird—so sue me ;-)


12 posted on 05/08/2012 9:14:19 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

LMAO!

The jokes really do write themselves.


13 posted on 05/08/2012 9:19:00 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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bttt


14 posted on 05/08/2012 9:19:35 AM PDT by Matchett-PI ("Andrew loved the battle and he knew the stakes." ~ Mark Levin 3/2/12)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

hey RUSH....we all over it

http://www.teapartytribune.com/


15 posted on 05/08/2012 9:22:29 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: MagUSNRET

I so hope Lugar loses. He was my senator when I lived in Indiana in the early 80s and a POS then.


16 posted on 05/08/2012 9:22:56 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: advertising guy

This is your shindig with Sarahcuda?

http://celebratingliberty.com/


17 posted on 05/08/2012 9:26:51 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

He must be older than dirt by now.


18 posted on 05/08/2012 9:27:01 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy

and Rush....see ya here in September

http://celebratingliberty.com/


19 posted on 05/08/2012 9:28:45 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Holy cripes, wiki says he’s 80.


20 posted on 05/08/2012 9:29:46 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

every main conservative will be there....also in play is live radio hosts doin their show at the festival.....it is not a done deal, just an opportunity to maybe gets done

the opportunity just happened a few days ago


21 posted on 05/08/2012 9:30:59 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: advertising guy

I mention “live radio hosts” as opposed to “dead radio hosts”

history proves “dead radio hosts” vote like 3 times

lmao


22 posted on 05/08/2012 9:32:36 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

These old RINO dinosaurs (and libs) should just retire already. Sheesh.


23 posted on 05/08/2012 9:32:48 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy

And amazingly, they always vote democrat.


24 posted on 05/08/2012 9:34:52 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy

live or dead radio hosts if they broadcast over the internets send me a link please.


25 posted on 05/08/2012 9:35:31 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

let me be clearer.....there is an opportunity for Rush Hannity and Levin to do their show in N Mexico on the day.......for now only a possibility...everything is in place save agreements..and it too may not happen

the festival will be live streamin using 70k camera technology


26 posted on 05/08/2012 9:40:40 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I am hoping we can get rid of a lot of dead wood (no pun intended)

Lugar, Hatch, McLame, McConnell, Boehner,etc etc etc etc


27 posted on 05/08/2012 9:42:51 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Dinosaur farts caused global warming which in turn caused their extinction?

I thought they got extinct from an ice age caused by a meteor hitting earth
blocking out the sun from the dust it put in the atmosphere?


28 posted on 05/08/2012 9:43:58 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

LMAO ar Rush asking if Dinasauer farts “pass the smell test”


29 posted on 05/08/2012 9:45:14 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: Clint N. Suhks

“Dinosaur farts” . . . “pass the smell test.”

Um, Rush . . .


30 posted on 05/08/2012 9:45:46 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: MagUSNRET

see ya in the lounge.....busy day


31 posted on 05/08/2012 9:47:44 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; MagUSNRET

A little potty humor never hurt anybody.


32 posted on 05/08/2012 9:49:59 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: advertising guy

have a good one


33 posted on 05/08/2012 9:51:05 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: Clint N. Suhks

It always makes me laugh when he does stuff like that...


34 posted on 05/08/2012 10:02:20 AM PDT by b4its2late (Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I’m just picturing that some day we may have to have a gov card to get a BigMac.


35 posted on 05/08/2012 10:18:34 AM PDT by AGreatPer (Any Republican. Just NO Obama.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Rush, The REAL reason that bake sales are being banned is...

to stop the political bake sales where college students were selling black cupcakes and white cupcakes at different prices.

That stunt REALLY ticked off the Left, and we know that the Left never forgets a grudge.

-PJ

36 posted on 05/08/2012 10:38:46 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: AGreatPer

Imagine the black market potential.

“Psst: Wanna buy a twinkie?”


37 posted on 05/08/2012 10:42:02 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: AGreatPer

It’s pouring rain.
Obama is in Albany.
He’s on the radio right now.

Get bozo off the airwaves.
I can’t stand that voice.
Don’t want to hear about his to-do list while he’s on the road.. again.

Time for a drink.

I WANT RUSH


38 posted on 05/08/2012 10:42:21 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Hello all... LURKING today. Busy


39 posted on 05/08/2012 10:44:47 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: ExCTCitizen

Rush Babes for America??


40 posted on 05/08/2012 11:13:08 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Whilst you be joining?


41 posted on 05/08/2012 11:17:19 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It’s just on Books About Faces. Oh well.


42 posted on 05/08/2012 11:22:31 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I don’t do Books About Faces either, so I guess not.


43 posted on 05/08/2012 11:24:44 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: bluerose

If I didn’t wear sunscreen Rush I would look like a tomato, so there’s that.


44 posted on 05/08/2012 11:35:47 AM PDT by bluerose (Newt Gingrich or Santorum and Col. Allen West for VP!)
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To: bluerose

Clint Jr is pure redhead. If he didn’t wear sunscreen he’d get sun poisoning.

Rush is FOS...


45 posted on 05/08/2012 11:57:20 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

...probably OT, but just a couple of Things That Make Me Say Hmmmmm:

- If the libs are so happy and confident about the November elections, how come nobody....and I mean NOBODY down to and including local pols....will advertise themselves as a “D”?

- If ObamaCare is such a wonderful thing, why is it that those same people....including certain federal and state representatives who’ve spent loads of time in the past extolling the virtues....now treat the entire subject like a bunch of vampires confronted with a cross?


46 posted on 05/08/2012 11:59:04 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((255 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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