[Kartographer]

What a LOSER!

[denydenydeny]

To quote Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets:

“What happened to all your queer party friends?”

[onyx]

We sure need some here.
Less than $7.1K to go!

[lacrew]

“Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,”

...wonder if any went towards his child.

[depressed in 06]

I hope Levi is paying more child support than that loser in Tennessee.

[Responsibility2nd]

Idiot has another baby due also........

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&tok=qCayuKHhjH369ONRLE8YlA&cp=15&gs_id=g&xhr=t&q=Levi+Johnston+new+baby&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&oq=Levi+Johnston+n&aq=0&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=59b793db69310d53&biw=1152&bih=693

[lonevoice]

Levi Johnston Penniless, Living With His Mom

His mom the drug dealer? This will end well...

[Mears]

How proud his Mom must be.

I guarantee he wouldn’t be living in my house if he was my son.

[dfwgator]

Levi Johnston Penniless, Living With His Mom

In a van, down by the river.

[Darren McCarty]

How the eff do you squander a million in a three year period? I can buy a .50 cal, an Accuracy International .336, a good boat for the Great Lakes, and a perfect hunting 4-wheeler, and have over $950,000 to spare. If I was in shoes, I would have used to set up private schooling for the kid, but then again, I was raised a certain way.

Oh....Playgirl? As former WWF star Bret Hart said to taunt Shawn Michaels - "I don't even think girls read that!"

[blueunicorn6]

What a shame. That boy had a real future ahead of him.....as a fire hydrant.

[rcrngroup]

I seem to recall that he impregnated some other girl recently. What, are we going to have to pay welfare & food stamps & housing to his illegitimate offspring? What a dirtbag slug. He needs to get “fixed” so at least he wouldn’t be spawning more illegitimate offspring that we the taxpayers are footing the bill for!

[DCBryan1]

He should have bought some triple tax exempt muni bonds. $1mm at a taxable equivalent yield of 8% would net him $80,000.00 a year in income and he’d still have a million bucks.

[JimRed]

Guns, boats, four-wheelers? Sounds like he’s all set up to take tourists out hunting and fishing, if he’s smart enough to realize it.

[longtermmemmory]

...or he has sheltered his money from child support claims.

[Graybeard58]

"Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,"

If you're gonna squander a million bucks, I can't think of any better ways to squander it.

[Right Wing Assault]

Hey,mom! I need some money. I saw this really cool boat!

[cdcdawg]

What’s the saying, “Young, dumb, and full of ......”?

[windcliff]

I can’t believe he could make that kind of money in so short a time.

[RichInOC]

Make-up call to Bristol in 5…4…3…2…

Howls of derisive laughter and hang-up by Bristol in 10…9…8…7…

[ridesthemiles]

The only part of that kid that seems to work is his penis.