Posted on 07/16/2012 7:56:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I changed to my jazz station straight across the dial. Zero content of interest to me today.
Dear Rush,
Get off the damn show no one cares about. Only the leftist loons watch it...We don’t care!
...” our children will never see the freedom we had as children.”
Unless they become very savvy non-violent criminals who manage to elude arrest and prosecution and I’m not talking about crimes where people are victimized. I’m talking about breaking laws enacted for the sole purpose of saving us from ourselves.
Marauding bands....unless you are Gibson Guitar.
Agree with you Rush. I believe MANY CITIES were growing on DIRT ROADS AND RIVERS before GOVERNMENT got involved.
since MY tax dollars paid for the roads - i want the 50% that pay NO taxes off MY roads
are you sure it’s 7/17 and not 7/19?
For some reason 7/19 is stuck in my mind like a scratch on a vinyl record.
What about the TELEPROMPTER, DEAR LEADER? Please tell me which segment of the Government is responsible for its success.
Major bummer, ag.
Is the first op healed yet?
I guess I should also list Barack Obama and Joe Biden as Co-inventors on my next patent......SMH
I believe 7/19 is the date of the hearing where Holder is going after Arpiao for going after illegals...
7/17 is the Arpaio presser..
Drudge already has this up on his page . . . just a heading, no link:
LIMBAUGH: ‘OBAMA HATES THIS COUNTRY’... DEVELOPING...
all healed ‘cept the recovery pain....if’n I gave details Mag would kick my butt for either bein a whinner or too much info stuff.....
Well if ya had a good nurse, this crap wouldnt happen ;-)
Just keep your chin up and git-er done! You know thoughts of the FReep masses will be with ya!
plenty is a 55 gallon drum.....lmao
oh I’m the ever optimist...it’s all good...if it’s gotta be done let’ get it over with.....and thanks for the Freeper shout out
a good nurse a day keeps the glasses away
just hit me.....had to
Then, for heaven’s sake, keep mum. You don’t want to PO her!
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