Posted on 07/25/2012 2:11:08 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican
Think, “The View.”
I doubt he was Moslem — moslems are only allowed 4 wives at the same time. he was probably animist
Of course that technically wasn't polygamy because he was married to only one of them.
BEST. CAPTION. EVAR!!!!
Gah, still giggling...
Reminds of an old joke.
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Ah, ya beat me to it.....
So...
Young guy moves to remote area and while riding his property comes across a rancher. They get to talking and the rancher says “Say, come on by my place Saturday night. I can guarantee you a great meal, some good company, a lot of sex and maybe a good fight”. Guy thinks it over and says, “Why not? Should I dress semi formal or casual”.
“Suit yourself, just gonna be me and you”.
Thank’ee ma’am.
Ah so this was posted, hahaha.
Where are the polygamy advocates? I’m positive there are more men in this country that would like more than 1 wife than there are homos who would like one husband.
The question is how many men could AFFORD to have multiple wives?
Unless the divorce laws are changed (good luck with that) one wife, let alone multiple wives is a risk not worth taking.
I’d put them all to work so they could afford me. ;-D
But I’m with you. I don’t see myself taking that risk (unless Cupid puts 2 bullets in my head I guess). My uncle got absolutely hosed by his drunk ex who pretended she couldn’t work.
Cue up 50 Cent's “P I M P”! :)
“But I’m with you. I don’t see myself taking that risk (unless Cupid puts 2 bullets in my head I guess). My uncle got absolutely hosed by his drunk ex who pretended she couldn’t work.”
Getting hitched in the USA these days? No way. I told the g/f if we decide to, we're moving to another country.
I have an uncle who got hosed too. The ex-wife is/was the definition of the term “d-bag” and she ended up with 1.5 of the 2 houses he had.
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