Bee swarm attacks Hillary Clinton

The Hill ^ | 6 Aug 2012 | Justin Sink

[smokingfrog]

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's tour of Malawi had an inauspicious finale on Monday as she and her detail were targeted by a swarm of bees at the airport.

Clinton and her detail were headed to board her plane at Kamuzu International Airport in the capital, Lilongwe, when a swarm of bees descended on the farewell gathering. According to press reports, Malawi and American officials scampered for cover while Clinton ran onto the jet for cover.

[Ellendra]

Yeesh, I think she forgot her red hat.

[Gargantua]

By the time she gives her next speech, she'll be telling about having to dodge shrapnel while running to her plane under attack by "Tea Party snipers" pounding the airport with howitzers. The ignorant hayseed douchebag.

;-\

[tet68]

She looks like she just snorted a couple of lines
off a briefcase in the back of that car.

Whoa, I’m fly’n now.
Got to carry a hankie incase my nose runs.

[MasterGunner01]

Thank heavens it was only bees. It’s not like the “sniper fire” she supposedly dodged previously in Bosnia 16 years ago, eh?

Re: Hillary’s blue pant/dress/suit: did she get hit with an UGLY forest?

[Christie at the beach]

The WH must keep her drugged so she comes across as crazy.

Don't need her running against Obama.

[Political Junkie Too]

She doesn't have to be drugged. We already know what goes on inside her plane.

-PJ

[IncPen]

I would have expected locusts, as a biblical sign, but bees are acceptable (and more realistic to hope for than say, hammers).

[Conservative4Ever]

Lololololol...I get it, but I’m old. :-)

[cynwoody]

And here I always thought your average bee, unlike your average fly, could tell the difference between honey and poo.

[Secret Agent Man]

Was Huma just prior under that purple mumu? The smile says yes.

[Rummyfan]

Malawi and American officials scampered for cover while Clinton ran onto the jet for cover.

Hillary ran? Impossible! Waddled maybe ....

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

Bee-u-tiful bodacious grape fun-bags
hanging like fruit bats on a wicked old hag

call the doctor cause I think I am gonna spew
Limbaugh called it. Her aging isn’t through

Check out her thyroid, check that TSH
Watching her age is certainly our mistake

I can poke fun cause I am only fifty-nine
In seven more years will I look like Frankenstein?

Madam Secretary, Hillary if you will
Looking more and more like a dead Korean, Kim Jong-Il

[Average Al]

I didn't know garbage bags were available in grape! ;-)

[Iron Munro]

If you look up "Blivet" you will find this photo:

(Blivet = 10 pounds of manure in a 5 pound bag)

[Iron Munro]

AACK! MY EYES!

She's even hotter without the blue dress.

[rockinqsranch]

How can that look good when it’s just as ugly as what we have now? She’s just a different Commie.

[fulltlt]

Hilarious

[samtheman]

She’s on a fast-track to out-ugly Helen Thomas.

[Tallguy]

My, my. In every picture that I’ve seen of Hillary for the last year I get the same impression — that she’s flat-out stopped trying. Surest sign that her future political ambitions are in a holding pattern.

[Covenantor]

Well, one thing is certain. She’s broken all the mirrors in her vicinity and has become comfortable in the Barbara Mikulski look....though to be fair, Barbara has slightly nicer hair.