Sarah Palin tries to stay relevant (WaPo falls for internet hoax)

Washington Post ^ | February 12, 2013 | Suzi Parker

[rightwingintelligentsia]

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Sarah Palin planned to contribute to the Al Jazeera America news network. The erroneous report was based on a fictionalized story in The Daily Currant, a news satire Web site.

The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.

Fox News and their once-upon-a-time darling Palin recently parted ways after three years. But it appears that Palin is still trying to find ways to stay relevant while her 15 minutes fades into the political history books.

On Monday morning, Palin posted a message via Facebook that she and her husband, Todd, planned to attend Monday’s memorial service for slain Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. After the service, she wrote on her page, “It was a beautiful memorial service for Chris Kyle at Cowboys Stadium this afternoon. What a celebration of a great life! All in all, is there a finer human being who has crossed the 50-yard line star in Texas than Chris Kyle?” She then linked to a way to honor Kyle. She also thanked her followers for recent birthday wishes.

[re_nortex]

BREAKING!: Manti Teo and Suzi Parker are getting married.

[miss marmelstein]

I guess no one remembers the gorgeous 40s/50s model, Suzy Parker, married to actor Bradford Dillman and one of the sources for the character of Holly Golightly. This chick shouldn’t even be allowed to use this name!

[who knows what evil?]

“Palin to drown sack of kittens in river today after stopping by orphanage to remind the children no one loves them.”...Brad Thor.

[kevkrom]

BREAKING!: Manti Teo and Suzi Parker are getting married.

Wedding to be paid for with funds obtained from Nigerian ex-finance minister.

By the way, there's a special level of hell for people who use the blink tag...

[who knows what evil?]

Malkin is pounding her!

...at least someone is... :-)

[Bigh4u2]

Ya'll are gonna LUV this one! LOL! "Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA Hey @washingtonpost, I'm having coffee with Elvis this week. He works at the Mocha Moose in Wasilla. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia"

[listenhillary]

Media tripping over their shoes or just tripping. Something like that ping.

[kevkrom]

Also: Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA @suziparker Nah. Turned 'em down. Their $22 million offer was too low.... just kidding. Really. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia

[Texas Fossil]

Sounds like another nitwit trying to trash Christianity.

Yep, typical leftie idiots. They hate Christians, they hate truth, they hate for others to be free, they hate success of others, they hate themselves. Similar to the hat of Muslim Radicals and all other Totalitarians.

[The Cajun]

Old Suzi sounds as nutty, irrelevant and disingenuous as some of the agenda driven trash that floats by Palin threads here on the old FR from time to time, LOL!

[geologist]

Sarah, Happy Birthday! May God bless you and keep you, make His face to shine upon you and give you peace.

Blessings and the good things of the LORD shower upon you, in Jesus name, amen.

[Timber Rattler]

Sarah Palin herself is jumping on the pile...

[The Cajun]

The idiots will probably send photographers :)

[MestaMachine]

You just can’t make this chit up! ...Oh, wait! What?

Bon jour.

[Timber Rattler]

Wow, she's on a roll...

https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/

It's good to see the fire again.

[Timber Rattler]

Sarah Palin ‏@SarahPalinUSA: WaPo & like-minded MSM entities, you're about as credible as, well, Barack Obama. Can't wait for tonight's SOTU to point out more examples.

[who knows what evil?]

Love the hashtag...#idiotmedia...LOL!

[martin_fierro]

"Sarah Palin's Plan to Reach Millions of Devoutly Religious People Through Al-Jazeera."

I thought that was Al Gore's plan.

[Alaska Wolf]

once-upon-a-time darling

Sarah Palin has more class and integrity in a strand of her hair than the WaPo will ever attain.

[The Cajun]

She dances in their heads wearing spike heels, juggling sharp knives.
She can be super serious and sharp witted humorous, much like Ronald Reagan.
That scares the crap out of the left trying to prop up their lies and assorted trash like Obama.

[selfdefense]

To post # 20 “It’s true. Here she is giving commentary.”

LOL!!!!!.Sarah Palin never looked better!!!.These women do not have 1% of the grace, humility, and political insight that Sarah Palin has.

[Prince of Space]

Yet if there’s a story out there that casts a Democrat in a bad light, the Compost won’t run it until they have “checked additional sources,” which is a code term for “probably never.”

I’ve been watching “House of Cards” on Netflix this week, which skewers Democrats, and there are several “journolists” like Suzi Parker on that show. BTW, the real Suzy was gorgeous, so the nom de plume is such a joke!

[Timber Rattler]

I’ve been watching “House of Cards” on Netflix this week, which skewers Democrats, and there are several “journolists” like Suzi Parker on that show.

Yep, we've been watching it too, and there is a lot of truth in its storyline and subplots.

[heshtesh]

Thank you, literally LOL!!

[Kolath]

C4P has a good write up on this as well...

http://conservatives4palin.com/2013/02/wapos-suzi-parker-demoted-to-blogger-after-publishing-satirical-palin-article-as-fact.html

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks KC_Lion.