BREAKING: Assad Shot By Bodyguard – Hospitalized in Damascus

Gateway Pundit ^ | 3/24/13 | Jim Holt

[no-to-illegals]

coming up on six to nine plus hours and still unverified.

[Revolting cat!]

I read that Stalin had a food taster too!

Indeed. Here he is, there he's gone.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Understand translation this can anyone?

[Enterprise]

Must have been something he ate.

[Izzy Dunne]

Syrian Govt Television is on the air.

I can't tell what they're talking about, but it's not funeral music and mourners. Looks more like a military equipment showcase.

[Ditto]

Speaker Pelosi is very saddened to lose a trusted ally.

[House Atreides]

“between life and death”

Otherwise, if he isn’t between life and death, he could be on the other side of life or the other side of death.
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I’ll keep a close eye out tonight to see if I can spot him among the zombies on The Walking Dead!

[EEGator]

Like Patrick Swayze in Ghost?

[Enterprise]

Whoopie Goldberg, please answer the “other side” courtesy phone.

[blam]

"You do realize that Assad will be replaced with something much, much worse - hardcore mozlem radicals, just as Mubarak was."

Regardless of who prevails...Our politicians will give them $$$billions of our hard earned dollars to ((ahem) preserve peace in the region. (Most of them want to kill you and I)

[Enterprise]

Look for Hugo Chavez first, then you might see Assad right behind him.

[no-to-illegals]

stream down from my local ... now you have gone and done it ... crashed ‘em with your post. LOL

[Mom MD]

And we have a muslim sympathizing petulant child in the white house to direct our foreign policy through this upheaval. What could possibly go wrong?

[txhurl]

lol

[Izzy Dunne]

was seriously injured by bullets yesterday Saturday 23 March

Wait a minute - GATEWAY PUNDIT and JIM HOLT are the same clowns claiming that there were two $450 million dollar contracts out for bullets by the IRS or DHS or someone last week.

Quoting an article that states $4.5 million into a headline that's $450 Million is not exactly good journalism.

If it happened on the 23rd Syria time, even CNN would have it by now.

JournoStink Alert...

[MinorityRepublican]

Who would rise up to be the “Defender of the Alawites” if Assad ends up dead?

[Izzy Dunne]

crashed ‘em with your post

One does what one can...

[hattend]

Another power vacuum that Obama will help fill.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks turbocat.

[Secret Agent Man]

The ides of March...