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So that explains why people own firearms. It's not a desire to keep them and their families safe from feral yout's (Michigan Avenue, anybody), but penis envy!!

I HOPE this was somebody's idea of a weird April Fool joke.

1 posted on 04/02/2013 11:47:40 AM PDT by white trash redneck
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Many American White Men Worship Gun CONTROL Because of Sexual Insecurity, Entitlement, and Profit

Fixed


26 posted on 04/02/2013 12:02:59 PM PDT by TauntedTiger (Keep away from the fence!)
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so how’s this explain record numbers of women buying guns?

what a leftard.


27 posted on 04/02/2013 12:03:42 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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Liberals who are gung ho on aborting other peoples' babies are insecure about their own fertility and therefore want to eradicate everybody else' fertility.
28 posted on 04/02/2013 12:04:24 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("Somebody has to be courageous enough to stand up to the bullies." --Dr. Ben Carson)
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Would some of the adults in Karlin’s communtity tell him to grow up and stop with the anti-white nonsense. We are not secret nazis who are going to round you up and make you worship jesus or turn you into lampshades, so please tell the likes of this mentally disturbed idiot to grow up.


29 posted on 04/02/2013 12:04:28 PM PDT by junta ("Peace is a racket", testimony from crime boss Barrack Hussein Obama.)
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Projecting, Mark?


30 posted on 04/02/2013 12:04:53 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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Ah, so it’s not a gun that they’ll have to pry from my cold dead hands. Who gnu?


32 posted on 04/02/2013 12:05:52 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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Yes sir, no doubt about it.
I’m not really worried about protecting my wife and children or teaching them how to protect themselves.
I just have a little bitty dink and my gun makes me feel like a big man!

(So, what about all the guys with big dinks who have guns? What’s their excuse?)


33 posted on 04/02/2013 12:05:56 PM PDT by servo1969
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I have heard that.

I’ve always found it to be just the opposite. The best case I can point to is a lib co worker who inherited his father’s guns.

He was so frightened he sold them to his other co-workers CHEAP to get rid of them. Really good quality guns to!

But then, this guy was weird. He would get in the drivers side of the car, and when he got out he would slide over and get out the passenger’s side. He said it was to even the wear on the door hinges. He was a case!


34 posted on 04/02/2013 12:06:53 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The murals in OKC are destroyed.)
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All of the white male mass murderers I can think of - past and present - were radical left-wing loonies. That includes a certain A. Hitler who was leader of the national SOCIALIST party with which today’s American democrat party shares very troubling similarities.


35 posted on 04/02/2013 12:07:27 PM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
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Me thinks the sexual insecurity resides with the loser that wrote this nonsense..


36 posted on 04/02/2013 12:08:02 PM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I sign up for the American Revolution 2013 and the Crusades 2013?)
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37 posted on 04/02/2013 12:08:08 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("Somebody has to be courageous enough to stand up to the bullies." --Dr. Ben Carson)
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Two-penny psychiatry always reveals more about the analyst than the subject. Here’s a fellow who, despite the fact that he’s never met me, apparently knows more about both my brain and my penis than I do myself. Or thinks he does. Why he thinks he does is interesting...well, actually, it’s hilarious.


38 posted on 04/02/2013 12:08:16 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Dear Mark,

We’re sorry you have sand in your coot.

Sincerely,

Men


40 posted on 04/02/2013 12:09:15 PM PDT by servo1969
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Oh my, this will be a great thread I bet, can’t wait to read through posts later. lol


44 posted on 04/02/2013 12:10:14 PM PDT by Tammy8 (~Secure the border and deport all illegals- do it now! ~ Support our Troops!~)
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"Call this Freudian psychobabble analysis"
OK.. I will. It's a steaming pile of bilious psychobabble.

And I can say that as a petite blonde female who shoots regularly and am not a bit worried about my testosterone level.

46 posted on 04/02/2013 12:11:12 PM PDT by Bearshouse
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Couldn’t resist...

“You won’t find anyone willing to dare say it much in the media, but a good percentage of the white men who oppose gun control of any sort – and who back measures that would even allow alleged terrorists and straw purchases for drug dealers to buy guns – are just afraid that without their guns, their phallic power will be reduced to size...”

Note the reference to numbers and percentages...with no actual numbers and percentages. One knows intuitively that a fifth grade arithmetic class would overwhelm both of this loon’s brain cells.

No need to read further.

QED (wonder if the libtard writer knows what this means)


48 posted on 04/02/2013 12:11:57 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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Didn’t I just read a story the other day about a “nekkid” guy holding a thief at gun point? Given the wisdom put forth in this article I must draw the conclusion that this guy was lacking in size otherwise he could have held the perp by shaking his tally wacker at him.

There must be a stat for the number of home invasions thwarted by big peckers.


49 posted on 04/02/2013 12:12:07 PM PDT by WinMod70
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I don’t have penis envy, work hard for everything that I have and I still love my guns!


50 posted on 04/02/2013 12:13:52 PM PDT by ForAmerica (Texas Conservative Christian Black Man!)
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That is also why the Founding Fathers valued them so? And Davy Crockett? So pathetic when the libs project their sick dysfunctionality on others.


52 posted on 04/02/2013 12:14:10 PM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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The author claims nobody is willing to say this? BS. This gun=penis crap theory has been around forever. Whoever wrote this is an idiot who doesn’t do any research.


54 posted on 04/02/2013 12:14:45 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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