Posted on 09/11/2013 8:52:39 AM PDT by Nachum
So that’s what she stores in her butt, like a camel.
I would like to see a couple of reforms in the Presidency:
1) First Lady has no staff, because she is not an elected official. First Lady’s duties shall consist of providing consortium to the President, making sure his meals are pleasant, etc.
2) Abolition of the STFU Speech. President fulfills the Constitutional requirement for messages to Congress on the State of the Union through written messages—which are concise, relevant, frequent, and well-publicized so that the citizenry can be better informed.
Hydrogen Dioxide is a major component of acid rain!
Hydrogen Dioxide is a powerful greenhouse gas!
Hydrogen Dioxide is used in abortion clinics!
Uh oh. Need to have the water tested for zombie-inducing chemicals and birth control. lol
Actually, the villainous compound is “Dihydrogen Oxide”.
I blame this confusion on the US public school system.
Well, it will only affect some of us. They will start up a new government program to add bottled water provisions for all the poor people and school students. They cannot be expected to have to pay a water bill or buy bottled water out of their food stamps. They will make bottled water deliveries to those who cannot get out. So there will be water provided for everyone on the dole. Only about half of us will need to worry about getting enough water.
I would have added you to #25, but I’ve always been reluctant to “ping” you.
;^)
The fact that she is doing this on a 9/11 anniversary is another example of her yawn in America’s face over what happened.
I have to disagree with you. “Just Say No” is not a real anti drug message, IMO.
The socialist dems can’t get anything right. DRINK MORE BEER would be much better campaign.
To draw attention away from the daily butt-whipping Vladimir Putin is administering to President O’Bozo, the Jarrett Brain Trust is bringing Big Moochie out of the holding pen.
They hope that by turning her loose to push another of her goofball initiatives she can divert some citizen anger and ridicule away from President O’Bozo.
“Like I’m going to take dietary advice from a hermaphrodite with an ass two ax handles wide...”
The way I heard that expression from an early age was “broad as two axe handles and a chew of Mail Pouch.”
What about the thirsty kids in Africa, India, etc.?
Where’s her degree in nutrition? Where was she on the election ballot?
What I drink is none of fatazz’s bidness.
She is just getting us ready for our final days under Obamadeathcare.
If you will check the statistics, you will find that during the Reagan administration, drug use was on the slide as were other societal indicators.
I have enough issues with the doctors telling me to drink more. Now this IDIOT who does not have a medical degree is giving me medical advise? Already drink the required amount. Don’t want any more.
Lord I already float in the stuff, can’t drink any more of it. It is all I drink after my 2 cups of coffee, real coffee not that fake decaf made that way with poison.
does scotch and water count? or a beer? after all they are mostly water.
Michelle-O hypes her new water plan... the victims of 9-11- not so much. >>>>>>
You mean she is recommending daily water enemas?
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