The goat would still be alive had he been able to move to San Francisco. They would have been embraced the blessed union.
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It is going to happen here. I just love these goat stories.
2 posted on
12/19/2013 8:56:00 PM PST by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: doug from upland
Oh well, he still has 71 goat virgins still awaiting....
3 posted on
12/19/2013 9:01:15 PM PST by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: doug from upland
Where else can you get a wife that provides milk, cheese and you can eat her when she dies?
4 posted on
12/19/2013 9:03:04 PM PST by
oldbrowser
("From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs" .....Marx)
To: doug from upland
Such a sad story. Did they have children?
5 posted on
12/19/2013 9:03:19 PM PST by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: doug from upland
Clearly, there’s still hope for Billy Bob.
6 posted on
12/19/2013 9:03:54 PM PST by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: Elsie
7 posted on
12/19/2013 9:05:09 PM PST by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
To: doug from upland
A regular condom wouldn’t have created this problem ...
8 posted on
12/19/2013 9:08:22 PM PST by
Vesparado
(The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
To: doug from upland
I once had a bag that choked on an old goat...
9 posted on
12/19/2013 9:08:32 PM PST by
DoughtyOne
(Reagan 1980: Shining city on a hill / RNC 2013: Dim flickering candle in a dark deserted dungeon.)
To: doug from upland
move to San Francisco. They would have been embraced the blessed union That is so blatantly untrue! No way SF or its denizens would approve such a relationship, after all it was a female goat!
10 posted on
12/19/2013 9:08:37 PM PST by
Michael.SF.
(I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison.)
To: doug from upland
When a wife is killed or dies under mysterious circumstances, the husband immediately becomes suspect #1.
I hope this husband has a good alibi.
To: doug from upland
Was his goat named Billie or Billy? Gender please.
13 posted on
12/19/2013 9:09:37 PM PST by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: doug from upland
Is there any reason other than coincidence that this story is located near a story on Hillary?
14 posted on
12/19/2013 9:11:52 PM PST by
Darteaus94025
(Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
To: doug from upland
Man walks into his house leading a goat on a rope. His wife, lounging on the sofa, hears him say “this is the pig I f**k when you’re claiming to have a headache”. “Dunce,” she says, “that’s a goat, not a pig.” The guy snaps back “I wasn’t talking to you.”
To: doug from upland
Does Hitler know about this?
20 posted on
12/19/2013 9:25:26 PM PST by
edboock
(The United States Constitution ©1787, All Rights Reserved)
To: doug from upland
23 posted on
12/19/2013 9:56:15 PM PST by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
25 posted on
12/19/2013 10:43:02 PM PST by
Dagnabitt
(Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
To: doug from upland
33 posted on
12/20/2013 2:12:27 AM PST by
metesky
(Brethren, leave us go amongst them! - Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond, The Searchers)
To: doug from upland
Sounds to me like he’s just bragging...
37 posted on
12/20/2013 5:05:51 AM PST by
djf
(Global warming is a bunch of hot air!!)
To: doug from upland
If he cremates his wife medium rare, she can always be a part of him.
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