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1 posted on 03/26/2014 10:15:21 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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Someone wanted to name an asteroid after Trayvon Martin. Now a new planet after Biden. Wonderful........


2 posted on 03/26/2014 10:16:50 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (as)
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Uranus ain’t new. Neither is Pluto.


3 posted on 03/26/2014 10:17:03 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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How about “three words:” a dumbass biden planet.


5 posted on 03/26/2014 10:20:54 PM PDT by Fungi
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dumbass-77?


6 posted on 03/26/2014 10:23:20 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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they found a planet that revolves around its own ass?


7 posted on 03/26/2014 10:24:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Must have an eccentric orbit


8 posted on 03/26/2014 10:24:40 PM PDT by ZULU (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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But we already have a planet called Uranus. Maybe they could just call it Plagiare, that would be appropriate or perhaps intelligious minor, Planet Idiota or even Balatro Major!


9 posted on 03/26/2014 10:27:41 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Just adding, not pinging, this is the third topic about it.
 
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10 posted on 03/26/2014 10:30:57 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/alreadyposted/index)
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The Biden dwarf is the second such object to be discovered in the area beyond Pluto

Perfect. Put that on The Gaffer's tombstone.

11 posted on 03/26/2014 10:31:52 PM PDT by shove_it (my real nickname is Otter)
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13 posted on 03/26/2014 10:38:42 PM PDT by Slyfox (When Jesus sees a momma holding her little baby, it reminds him of his own momma.)
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And it's orbiting around a bloviating planet called sphincter.
14 posted on 03/26/2014 10:40:27 PM PDT by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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Planet Biteme?


15 posted on 03/26/2014 10:45:34 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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I’m not a scientist, so it’s impossible for me to grasp how it is that some of them could be this ignorant.

Seriously, what doubt is left that Biden and Obama are two of the most mentally challenged political figures in the history of Washington, D. C.?

And so some nimrods actually name a spacial object after Biden.

Our scientific standing just dropped 47 points world-wide.


16 posted on 03/26/2014 10:58:11 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Immigration Reform is job NONE. It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics. Enforce our laws.)
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Planet... Dope?


17 posted on 03/26/2014 11:10:38 PM PDT by Pelham (If you do not deport it is amnesty by default.)
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Moronus


18 posted on 03/26/2014 11:12:51 PM PDT by twister881
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How about “Uranus Two?”

Or Upper Uranus?

I actually liked Moronius. An apt description of Lunch Pail Joe.


19 posted on 03/26/2014 11:29:02 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Well is planet Biden a Gas Giant or cold rock..because Biden can be both


21 posted on 03/26/2014 11:59:14 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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“Captain’s Log, Stardate 44390.1. We’re in orbit around the planet Plugs. We’ve conducted a full sensor scan and have discovered no sign of intelligence.”


26 posted on 03/27/2014 12:42:17 AM PDT by Rastus
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The planet Ignoramus.


27 posted on 03/27/2014 12:43:25 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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Well, we can already know that it’s a planet with a foot and mouth.


28 posted on 03/27/2014 1:45:08 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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