[E. Pluribus Unum]

I believe that Mumbai and Mexico City are two places on Earth where you can actually measure atmospheric fecal matter.

[TurboZamboni]

There’s a local mexican restaurant I quit going to after I witnessed one of the waitstaff’s kids outside taking a crap in the street.
Never went there again.

When India's done with the mascot, he can come work games in Minnesota at Target Field.