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Please, have another big helping of leftist insanity. And have a nice day!
1 posted on 05/31/2014 9:23:51 AM PDT by mojito
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Mrs. Garrison: Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion. [sits on the chair and puts his feet on the stirrups]
Doctor: ...an abortion?
Mrs. Garrison: Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me. Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? [a nurse arrives and her jaw drops] ...If you want you can just scramble it and I’ll queef it out myself.
Doctor: Mmister Garrison-
Mrs. Garrison: [correcting him] Mrs. Garrison.
Doctor: Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
Mrs. Garrison: Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! [gets up, goes to the nurse, and hugs her] A woman has a right to choose!
Doctor: No, I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion, because you can’t get pregnant.
Mrs. Garrison: But I missed my period.
Doctor: You can’t have periods either. [Mrs. Garrison looks surprised] You had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You don’t produce eggs.
Mrs. Garrison: [sits down] You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?
Doctor: N-that’s right.
Mrs. Garrison: But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I’m not really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Doctor: Basically, yes.
Mrs. Garrison: ...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.


2 posted on 05/31/2014 9:26:58 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Sex is a biological reality, and it is not subordinate to subjective impressions,

not exactly breaking news...but refreshing to read somone having the nerve to state the obvious...these days.
3 posted on 05/31/2014 9:28:16 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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Who the hell is Laverne Cox? Is it a new Obama appointee?


5 posted on 05/31/2014 9:33:56 AM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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Ironic last name


7 posted on 05/31/2014 9:41:16 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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The world is abuzz with news that actor Laverne Cox has become the first transgender person to appear on the cover of Time magazine. If I understand the current state of the ever-shifting ethic and rhetoric of transgenderism, that is not quite true: Bradley Manning, whom we are expected now to call Chelsea, beat Cox to the punch by some time. Manning’s announcement of his intention to begin living his life as a woman and to undergo so-called sex-reassignment surgery came after Time’s story, but, given that we are expected to defer to all subjective experience in the matter of gender identity, it could not possibly be the case that Manning is a transgendered person today but was not at the time of the Time cover simply because Time was unaware of the fact, unless the issuance of a press release is now a critical step in the evolutionary process.

Freaking brilliant parody. It is good to take the subjectivists to task for their mangling of reality.

14 posted on 05/31/2014 9:53:48 AM PDT by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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One has either XX chromosomes or XY. Female or male. Nothing in between. What one thinks oneself to be won’t ever change that.

“An effigy of a woman but not a woman”. Well put.


15 posted on 05/31/2014 9:57:34 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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There was a freak who ‘converted’ and played tennis. I think the name was Reneé Richards. That was in the 70s/80s but I do not know if the hesh/thing ever made the cover of Time.


17 posted on 05/31/2014 10:05:28 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (What we need is to sucker the fedthugs into a "Tiananmen Square"-like incident on the National Mall!)
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In a true disaster type scenario, these people are walking meltdowns waiting to happen. Imagine a situation leading to a shortage of required drugs and hormones that maintain said transey’s fascade. Now imagine their mental state as their true natural state begins to overcome the artificial suppression via said drugs and hormones. As reality intrudes their mental state becomes more fragile until it collapses entirely. Anyone who doesn’t acknowledged the severity of the impact that hormones make on the human mental condition either isn’t old enough to have experienced life or is in complete denial of reality. The left is always the latter and it poses a severe risk to everyone around them.


18 posted on 05/31/2014 10:07:29 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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The PC mandate in this society forces people to act against their nature. If, for example, someone insisted he were Napoleon, it’s doubtful that journalists, politicians, friends and family would address him as “Your majesty,” much less try to force others to do the same. Rather, help would be offered or recommended.

Yet when someone we are told to call a “transgender” decides he’s a she, all concerned automatically adopt the new pronoun.

And nobody even suspects that maybe its the ones surrounding the lunatic who are the crazier ones in encouraging the delusion.

Abraham Lincoln was right when he said that you could call a dog’s tail a leg, but the animal would still only have four legs.


19 posted on 05/31/2014 10:07:31 AM PDT by DPMD
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I saw him in the Netflix series "Orange Is The New Black" which is a pretty interesting show by the way. It's about a woman who was convicted of a crime committed in her youth and now she has to serve prison time - after many years of living a normal life.

She is tossed into this women's prison with all sorts of weird characters, including this guy who gave up his wife and son for this so-called "sexual re-assignment surgery." (He ended up being convicted of stealing money that he used to pay for his surgery.) In the series, he is the stereotypical female impersonator, calling everybody "honey" and obsessed with styling hair and fashioning feminine sandals to wear from materials he collects from around the prison.

Anyway, female impersonators have always been around. It's only recently that they have been championed as "heros" and "role models" and as a result, we now have mentally deranged parents who are feminizing their little boys in order to appear stylish and "with it." I think that is really sick and is child abuse. It's one thing for an adult man to pretend at being a woman - that doesn't bother me. After all, women have been allowed to dress as boys for years now. But when you bring children into the mix, that's just wrong. If my mother had me wear dresses and heels when I was five years old, I'd think I was a girl too. The parents who do this to their children are no different then child abusers in my opinion.

21 posted on 05/31/2014 10:21:42 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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Who is Laverne Cox and why should we care about his/her/its genetalia?

If I’m missing something, I am ready to be informed...

Thanks.

Until then, I just figure that very few of these people really should go chopping their parts off.... better for most of them to just seek out some good quality counseling maybe? Seems to me, anyway....


22 posted on 05/31/2014 10:23:17 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)
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23 posted on 05/31/2014 10:45:57 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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HOW ABOUT THIS? DOES HE/SHE WANT TO BE MAN OR WOMAN?

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24 posted on 05/31/2014 10:47:19 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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since gender roles are a “social construct”, what would it mean to be transgendered in a Leftist Utopia? They spend an awful lot of time telling us that men and women are the same, but then turn around and claim that some people are in the wrong bodies. Maybe they have an answer for that apparent contradiction, but I’ve never even heard it attempted.


25 posted on 05/31/2014 10:49:54 AM PDT by cdcdawg (Be seeing you...)
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Should he/she/it change his/her/its name from Cox now?


30 posted on 05/31/2014 11:19:58 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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Laverne is Surely not a woman – Cox or no ...


32 posted on 05/31/2014 11:43:30 AM PDT by mikrofon (Surgery BUMPs)
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There is a man who converted into a woman and wants to compete in the CrossFit games as a woman. CrossFit said no way.


34 posted on 05/31/2014 1:13:00 PM PDT by tips up (Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.)
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First Obama as the first Gay President, and now the first transgender. Can you imagine even 10 years ago this happening?


37 posted on 05/31/2014 4:36:00 PM PDT by kaehurowing (FIGHT BULLYING, UNINSTALL FIREFOX)
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Laverne Cox Is Not a Woman

Neither is Moochelle Michael Obama, but who's counting?

40 posted on 05/31/2014 5:35:52 PM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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