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The more we learn about Neanderthals, the more like us they become.
1 posted on 06/26/2014 7:54:45 PM PDT by blam
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Aw, sh!t!!


2 posted on 06/26/2014 7:56:12 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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“diet of this extinct human species”


3 posted on 06/26/2014 7:56:53 PM PDT by willywill
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To: SunkenCiv
The Neanderthal Theory


4 posted on 06/26/2014 7:58:01 PM PDT by blam
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Where is the “Not this crap, again!” dude?


5 posted on 06/26/2014 7:58:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: blam

Those dates also baffle me. How were they determined? If you do the math, there would ne much more people living today if we have ben around that long.


6 posted on 06/26/2014 7:58:25 PM PDT by Fungi
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Doesn’t surprise me one bit. I try to maintain a paleo-diet and most mornings it feels like I’m pooping a fossil...


7 posted on 06/26/2014 7:58:31 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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Fossilized Human Poop

Apparently they ate a lot of dairy.
8 posted on 06/26/2014 8:01:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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I know this as a (semi) serious subject and all but honestly, I want to know, more than about neanderthal science, how it is that at some point in a budding young mind a decision is made to make a career out of studying the feces of others.

Does one begin studying ones own feces and then, having developed a love for it, chase the family pet around the yard? Go on litterbox excavations?

how does this work exactly?


11 posted on 06/26/2014 8:05:56 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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Wow, without a 7-11 on the corner, early humans had to eat whatever they could kill or forage.


15 posted on 06/26/2014 8:15:20 PM PDT by bgill
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Their diet was terrible. They’re all dead.


16 posted on 06/26/2014 8:15:35 PM PDT by lurk
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To: blam

Or, we could phone Justice Ginsberg and ask her what she had for lunch.


17 posted on 06/26/2014 8:16:17 PM PDT by relictele (Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The Ends)
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Just to try out my new tagline...


19 posted on 06/26/2014 8:17:30 PM PDT by MortMan (Fossil feces is not merely prehistoric toilet humor.)
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To: blam

Fossilized Human Poop


21 posted on 06/26/2014 8:21:04 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Conservatism is the political disposition of grown-ups.)
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"Really? No mango salsa? I question your research."

26 posted on 06/26/2014 8:29:16 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Just imagine the guy squatting there pinching that loaf, imagine what he would think if he knew that 50,000 years later people would be interested in his poop.


35 posted on 06/26/2014 8:46:30 PM PDT by Bobalu (What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
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"Scientists previously have hypothesized that Neanderthals were largely carnivorous with perhaps some vegetables..."

Yeah, because only bears are smart enough to exploit all available food sources - hunting is so much easier.

And I didn't notice, but did they find some genetic marker to specifically link the poop to neanderthals? Just because they found neanderthal remains doesn't mean modern humans didn't use the same rock shelter at a later time.

37 posted on 06/26/2014 8:52:41 PM PDT by Flag_This (Liberalism: Kills countries dead.)
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Hmmm...I would have expected more beef and broccoli...oh...what did you say? Human poop and not Hunan poop...sorry.
48 posted on 06/27/2014 4:51:23 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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