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CAN OF WHOOP ASS: Comedian Larry Miller Schools ‘Palestinian’ Sympathizers
Clash Daily ^ | 8/3/14

Posted on 08/04/2014 10:52:23 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

The Palestinians want their own country. There’s just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It’s a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ‘Wiccan,’ ‘Palestinian’ sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was Owned by Egypt , the West Bank was owned by Jordan , and there were no ‘Palestinians.’

As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ‘Palestinians,’ weeping for their deep bond with their lost ‘land’ and ‘nation.’

So for the sake of honesty, let’s not use the word ‘Palestinian’ any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone Points out they’re being taped. Instead, let’s call them what they are: ‘Other Arabs Who Can’t Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.’ I know that’s a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: ‘Adjacent Jew-Haters.’ Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don’t. They could’ve had their own country. Anytime in the last thirty years, especially several years ago at Camp David. But If you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks. And Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.

That’s no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course that’s where the Real fun is — but mostly they want Israel.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Israel; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: larrymiller; palisymps
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Just what did muslim culture(almost sounds like an oxymoron, doesn't it?) give us? Algebra, magic lamps, flying carpets
1 posted on 08/04/2014 10:52:23 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Interesting. I saw this the other day attributed to Dennis Miller, not Larry Miller.

Whoever said it, it is brilliant!


2 posted on 08/04/2014 10:56:11 PM PDT by Shelayne
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To: Shelayne

OK, I just looked it up, and it is Larry Miller and this rant was from 2002.

Some things never change...


3 posted on 08/04/2014 10:59:09 PM PDT by Shelayne
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To: Impala64ssa

Everything that Arab Islamic ‘culture’ claims as their creationa actually came from another ethnic group, such as Assyrians, or Persians, or Indians which was conquered and subsumed.

It is impossible for a people like the Bedouin Arabs, who lived in tents in the desert and were pastoral people tending their flocks of grazing animals when not raiding their neighbors, to have developed architectural wonders.

No, it was the result of peoples forced at sword-point to convert to Islam who produced wonders but the severe limitations put on people’s lives hampered the ability to sustain and be creative long-term, so the ‘Islamic culture’ eventually withered and become dormant.


4 posted on 08/04/2014 11:30:42 PM PDT by SatinDoll (A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN IS BORN IN THE US OF US CITIZEN PARENTS.)
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To: Impala64ssa

that’s the same reason that there are no Arabs or Muzzies in Star Trek... because it’s based in the future..


5 posted on 08/04/2014 11:34:59 PM PDT by Dick Vomer (democrats are like flies, whatever they don't eat they sh#t on.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Everything the so called ‘Palestinians’ touch turns to shit. Witness the hell hole they find themselves living in, which is not the fault of anything the Israeli’s have done. In fact, the only good they have there is because of the benevolence of the Israelis.

There are some people in this world you just can’t feel sorry for and the faux Palestinians are on the top of that list for me.


6 posted on 08/04/2014 11:42:21 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: Impala64ssa

Mostly they showed up because Lebanon and Jordan threw them out.


7 posted on 08/05/2014 12:54:54 AM PDT by ArmstedFragg (Hoaxey Dopey Changey)
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To: Shelayne

Mark Levin said pretty much the same thing tonite, but I have heard this for at least 20 years maybe 30.

One thing left out was that most of these “Palestinians” were originally kicked out of Jordan. More or less rejects tossed out by the ruling class. The same has occurred other Arab countries, with many of them landing in the West Bank or Gaza..many years ago.

Now they are like a bunch of angry feral cats being fed by do-gooders who actually continue to exacerbate the problem.


8 posted on 08/05/2014 1:09:43 AM PDT by Cold Heat (Have you reached your breaking point yet? If not now....then when?)
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To: Dick Vomer
You forget the Ferangi.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130714192911/memoryalpha/en/images/4/48/Ferengi_headgear_2366.jpg

9 posted on 08/05/2014 1:12:16 AM PDT by Cold Heat (Have you reached your breaking point yet? If not now....then when?)
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To: Impala64ssa
Defenders of Islam always trot out those inventions the Muslims supposedly gave the world about one thousand years ago like algebra and some other things I can't remember at the moment. Which begs the questions: why haven't they contributed anything else since then except misery, death to infidels, oppression of females, and new ways to abuse goats?

The world of Islam is basically a world devoid of interest in the scientific method or inventions the rest of the world can use. When the Islamists scream "Death To Jews!!!" they are also screaming "Death To Western Civilization!!!."

10 posted on 08/05/2014 3:25:51 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: Impala64ssa

bump


11 posted on 08/05/2014 3:39:58 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Impala64ssa
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketball

Of course the Jews didn't "take over." They came so land hungry the local denizens sold them deserts and swamps, poisonous snakes and thicket, waste and ruin for five times what the "land" was worth. The locals laughed all the way to the bank.

Then those land hungry chumps worked eighteen hours a day seven day a week for several generations to make it produce.

Then the former owners said they, not only, wanted it back, they wanted those chumps to simply vacate it.

What bothers most of the world and our own Balloon Head in Chief is that obstinate, contrary, blight of a citizenry said, "Over our dead bodies." Our Balloon Head in Chief leads the world in questioning the temerity of people really demanding to keep what they earned.

12 posted on 08/05/2014 4:05:48 AM PDT by stevem
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To: Impala64ssa

Larry Miller points out one very salient point in the original article from the Weekly Standard. This rant started because he was watching Greta Van Susterin who had someone from Hamas on and Hamas’s lawyer. A guy named Stanley Cohen. As Miller notes, Stanley Cohen? Really? Representing Hamas? There are too many self loathing Jews in America. You think there are any Mustafa’s working on the Israeli payroll?


13 posted on 08/05/2014 4:41:39 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Impala64ssa
let’s not use the word ‘Palestinian’

The evidence doesn’t support your assertion. What would you suggest the people who live in Palestine be called if not Palestinians?

14 posted on 08/05/2014 4:46:26 AM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.)
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To: Bullish

“the only good they (Palestinian’s) have there is because of the benevolence of the Israelis.”.....

And they of course, used that benevolence agains’t Israel.

Can anyone explain to me EXACTLY where these so-called “Palestinian’s” actually came from? Seems none of the countries I have heard about want to claim them.


15 posted on 08/05/2014 4:59:32 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: MosesKnows
What would you suggest the people who live in Palestine be called if not Palestinians?

Murdering moslem Filth.

16 posted on 08/05/2014 4:59:50 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: MosesKnows
What would you suggest the people who live in Palestine be called if not Palestinians?

Let's put it this way: I wouldn't call people illegally squatting in America "Americans".

17 posted on 08/05/2014 5:03:15 AM PDT by Egon (RIP, Harold Ramis. The world is less funny with your loss.)
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To: Shelayne

You hit it on the head. This was from 2002 and not a thing has changed except that even more people feel some misplaced sympathy for the “poor” Palestinians. This will never end until the nation of Israel is pushed into the sea, and then they will come for the Christians. And our Muslim president couldn’t be happier.


18 posted on 08/05/2014 5:17:14 AM PDT by burghguy
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To: MosesKnows

They don’t live in Palestine anymore than Americans live in whatever the Indians called the USA


19 posted on 08/05/2014 5:23:57 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to annoy someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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To: MosesKnows

What would I suggest? “Vermin” comes to mind.

Or “Moving Targets.”


20 posted on 08/05/2014 5:46:37 AM PDT by IronJack
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