In other words....
Its colder because it is hotter
I wonder if they realize how ridiculous they sound?
You know, this has given me a great idea.
If I can heat my kitchen enough, I won’t need a refrigerator any longer.
Record expansion of Antarctic sea ice confounds climate scientists
http://iceagenow.info/2014/09/record-expansion-antarctic-sea-ice-confounds-climate-scientists/
Record Antarctic sea ice more than twice the size of the contiguous United States
http://iceagenow.info/2014/09/record-antarctic-sea-ice-size-contiguous-united-states/
Antarctic Sea Ice Extent – Yet another all-time record!!!
http://iceagenow.info/2014/09/antarctic-sea-ice-extent-all-time-record/
18 Years and Counting
http://iceagenow.info/2014/09/18-years-counting/
Nobody alive today saw snow this early in Rapid City, SD
http://iceagenow.info/2014/09/alive-today-snow-early-rapid-city-sd/
They sure make up some tough rules, “heads=global warming, tails=global warming”.
The Round peg doesn’t fit the Square hole.
“How can we bullsh** them today for more grant money.”
Global warming causes acne ... next?
Such unabashed liars! It really is stunning.
they constructed a computer model that matched the results......shocking...more yellow climate research
Ah, the Stephen Foster Climate Change Theory of Ol’ Suzanna
“It rained so hard the other night, the weather it was dry,
The sun so hot I froze to death, Suzanna don’t you cry.”
The words & spelling might not be totally correct it is from memory of times long past in this old head of mine.
Of course the wicked oceans swallowed up all the global warming that occurred in the last 18 years and hid it under a rock in the bottom of the ocean floor.
I saw an article on FR just a few days ago that said the arctic polar vortex was pushed east and compressed because of a warm spot in the NE Pacific off Alaska and Canada. It said that this will cause warmer and dryer conditions in the west and colder conditions in the upper Midwest and east. It had nothing to do with the extent of the arctic ice pack.
Would not the heat from the exposed ocean surface also warm the frigid arctic air during their theoretical process ?
Where I live it’s been in the 90’s and 100 degrees for the last three weeks.
I am so sick of regional warming, in the middle summer.
Ugh!
Serenity Now!
“Global Warming Could Cause More Cold Snaps”
ROTFLOL!
Is there ANYTHING that global warming can’t do!
BTW, here’s a little tune I wrote. It’s called “Global Warming” and it’s sung to the tune of “Monorail”
Lyle Lanley:
You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
(everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesn’t get the joke)
Homer:
Heh-heh, mule.
Lyle Lanley:
The name’s Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it’s not for you. It’s more a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby:
Now, wait just a minute. We’re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we’ll vote for it.
Lyle Lanley:
All right. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll show you my idea. I give you the Springfield Global Warming!
(everyone gasps)
I’ve sold Global Warmings to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car Global Warming! What’d I say?
Ned Flanders:
Global Warming!
Lyle Lanley:
What’s it called?
Patty and Selma:
Global Warming.
Lyle Lanley:
That’s right!
Global Warming!
Cast:
Global Warming...Global Warming...Global Warming... (continue over the following lyrics)
Miss Hoover:
I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley:
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu:
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley:
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney Gumble:
What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley:
You’ll be given cushy jobs.
Grampa Simpson:
Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley:
No, good sir, I’m on the level.
Chief Wiggum:
The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley;
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear, it’s Springfield’s only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All:
Global Warming...
Lyle Lanley:
What’s it called?
Global Warming...
Once again!
Global Warming!
Marge:
But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken.
Bart:
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All:
Global Warming...
Global Warming!!!!!!!!!
Global Warming!!
Global Warming!!!!!
Homer:
Mono—D’oh!
Were it not for the ranting of the global warming cretins, I’d just assume the weather was trending back to normal.
So let me get this straight.
According to theory:
1. global warming causes shrinking sea ice
2. shrinking sea ice causes polar vortex
3. polar vortex causes regional colder weather
4. regional colder weather proves global warming
Wonderful. Now, how about the fact that THE SEA ICE IS NOT SHRINKING!!!
Where does that FACT fit in with the WONDERFUL THEORY???
Wow, they’re making this stuff up. Right?
My area had its earliest fall frost ever in history Saturday, 9/13. (Records have been kept for 117 years).
That created the third shortest growing season (134 days), behind 114 days in 1901, and 133 days in 1912.
I got lucky. I must be in a heat island. My entire garden survived. My 140 tomato plants and 40 pepper plants are still green and producing.
As one Global Warming Team scientist explained it to me, “It is like punching a mammary that I am nursing. When I push and create an indentation, it creates a bulge in another place. If I kneed an area and pull it out, a pucker is produced on the other side. So it is with climate. If it is hot in one place, it makes it cold in another. If the temps got very hot on land, we could see freezing at the bottom of the oceans. We think about this a lot.”
Carbon, the wonder element. It there anything it can’t do?