Posted on 09/30/2014 8:56:37 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Yes that is great seasoning.
amen that......
“The O’Baxter Factor”
brilliant !
It was good and it was cheap.
I bet ol Bill’s head is about to pop!
I can hear O’Baxter’s head exploding from my house!
GMTA
I got it on good authority ( Cliff Clavin ) it was brain farts
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*snicker*
He can say he heard it on Hannity or Mark Levin and get the 10% discount!
Dallas may have its first case of Ebola.
Awaiting CDC results.
Thanks Obango.
Nope, it was just a regular caller.
And overpriced hotdogs that taste rough, huh?
Yikes!
Hopefully a false alarm.
No results yet.
Yeah hopefully it is.
Mary Landrieu is going down
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