[rktman]

So I'm guessin' Ragnar Lothbrook(sp) ain't in charge of the jail?

[KarlInOhio]

“I don't think you can go any more liberal – other than giving the inmates the keys.”

Crap. Holder is taking notes on this.

[DoodleDawg]

So what’s the recidivism rate at Holden Prison compared to Attica?

[dhs12345]

Sounds like a nice place. Having such a nice place to return to, I wonder how it affects recidivism?

[TangoLimaSierra]

Spacious living rooms complete with large TV sets and a dartboard.
Kitchens equipped with real knives and forks.
A workshop stocked with sharp tools and hammers.
An Xbox and a recording studio, including electric guitars.

I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to get airfare to Norway. I will then rob the first store I come across. Please help.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Oh man, this brought back memories of an old TV show from around 1958!
I think it was Jack Benny and his guest star was Mickey Rooney who had just starred in a film about Baby Faced Nelson.

In the comedy skit they talk about how today’s (1958) prisons are such soft places.

One prisoner is getting his shoes shined, When the shine is completed, the prisoner says to the shine boy, “Thank you, Warden!”

[cdcdawg]

How many Bloods, Crips, etc ... are in Norway’s prisons?

[Chickensoup]

So this is not their normal prison, this is a new prison with new ideas.

This is more like the work release prisons and white collar prisons we have nationally.

What would be more interesting is where they house their violent offenders.

[BuffaloJack]

> So I’m guessin’ Ragnar Lothbrook(sp) ain’t in charge of the jail?
Norway does not have a death penalty, as evidenced by Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 8 people by bombing and the 69 teenagers by gun shot, and wounded another 319 people in 2011 and was sentenced to 21 years (10 with good behavior.)
Ragnar Lothbrook would executed the scum by the Viking Blood Eagle method of execution.