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Obama Offers to Walk John Boehner's Dog. Boehner Doesn't Have a Dog.
National Journal ^ | 11-21-2014 | Morina Koren

Posted on 11/23/2014 6:40:53 PM PST by smoothsailing

November 21, 2014

Obama Offers to Walk John Boehner's Dog. Boehner Doesn't Have a Dog.

The president has been using the same joke-plea for compromise for years.

By Morena Koren

The president has been offering to wash his detractors' cars and walk their dogs for more than two years.

President Obama, in trying to push for compromise on immigration legislation with Republicans, included a favorite joke during a speech on Friday at a Las Vegas high school, where he first outlined his plans for reform two years ago.

 

"I told John Boehner, you know, I'll wash your car. I'll walk your dog, whatever you need to do," Obama said, referring to last summer, when a bipartisan immigration bill had passed in the Senate, but the House speaker refused to call a vote in his chamber.

Thing is, Boehner doesn't have a dog, his office tells National Journal.

The president offered his car-washing and dog-walking services in Ohio in September 2012, in exchange for compromise with Republicans to reduce the deficit, via CNS News:

 

While speaking in Cincinnati on Monday, Obama said, "The only thing they [Republicans] can do is keep trying to bluff their way through until November, and hope that you won't call them on it. But understand Cincinnati, look, I want to work with them to reduce the deficit. I've said if the Republicans need more love, if they want me to walk the dog or wash their car, I'm happy to do it."

And on the radio in October 2012, on working with Republican leaders to reach a bipartisan deficit- and debt-reduction deal, via Politico:

"I'll wash John Boehner's car, I'll walk Mitch McConnell's dog," Obama said in a Friday interview with radio host Michael Smerconish, referring respective [sic.] to the House Speaker and Senate minority leader.

And at the White House in July, about equal pay and labor legislation, via Bloomberg:

 

"I'll go to them," he said of Congress. "I'll wash their car, walk their dog."

This story has been updated with a comment from Boehner's office.

 



TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: smoothsailing

Is the President aware that you don’t walk a dog with a knife and a fork?


41 posted on 11/23/2014 7:43:24 PM PST by rightistight
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To: smoothsailing
If Barry the Boob ever mentioned anything about walking somebody else's dog or washing someone else's car, he had to have been lying about his intent.

Barry doesn't know how to do any of those things.
42 posted on 11/23/2014 7:52:34 PM PST by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: smoothsailing

Car washing and dog walking. Jobs that are above 0bungler’s pay grade.


43 posted on 11/23/2014 7:59:23 PM PST by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: smoothsailing

I think there was a misunderstanding. He was offering to cook him dinner. Wok his dog, not walk.


44 posted on 11/23/2014 8:01:00 PM PST by BOBWADE (RINOs suck)
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To: smoothsailing

I wouldn’t trust Hussein to walk my dog, and certainly not my sheep!


45 posted on 11/23/2014 8:22:25 PM PST by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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Can’t blame a guy for trying to develop new employment skills as his current job comes to an end.


46 posted on 11/23/2014 8:24:22 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Is it just me, or is there something wrong with political correctness? /s)
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To: Veto!

Ha ha! That’s about how it feels when my Westie Riley hits turbo when he goes after a rabbit or a squirrel! Doggie ping!


47 posted on 11/23/2014 8:35:09 PM PST by bluejean (The lunatics are running the asylum)
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To: Bryanw92

He said he would WOK his dog....


48 posted on 11/23/2014 8:51:42 PM PST by baddog 219
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To: smoothsailing

Shine my shoes Barry.


49 posted on 11/23/2014 9:01:19 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: smoothsailing

But will he scoop the litter box?


50 posted on 11/23/2014 9:24:48 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Don't let negative people rent space in your head)
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To: smoothsailing

*Boehner* is Obama’s dog.


51 posted on 11/23/2014 9:34:47 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: smoothsailing

Well he eats his lunch often enough. The least he could do in return is have the taxpayers buy Jonbon a dog and walk it for him.


52 posted on 11/23/2014 9:41:23 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Veto!

LOL!


53 posted on 11/23/2014 10:31:07 PM PST by smoothsailing (Mel Kaminsky for President!!!)
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To: smoothsailing
"I told John Boehner, you know, I'll wash your car. I'll walk your dog, whatever you need to do," Obama said, referring to last summer, when a bipartisan immigration bill had passed in the Senate, but the House speaker refused to call a vote in his chamber.

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I say this to Obama: ENFORCE immigration laws already passed, several of which were passed before you became president.

I bet that there are hundreds of persons who would be more than happy to "wash your car" and "walk your dog" if you would simply ENFORCE the immigration laws already passed by Congress.

Why don't you simply do your duty and enforce the immigration laws already on the books?

54 posted on 11/23/2014 10:31:48 PM PST by john mirse
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To: martin_fierro

“*Boehner* is Obama’s dog.”

At least he won’t be chasing cars any more.


55 posted on 11/23/2014 11:20:57 PM PST by haroldeveryman
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To: smoothsailing
nice pic

which one is the untrained half black half white il-mannered One?

56 posted on 11/24/2014 3:54:04 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: smoothsailing

Obama can’t even walk his own dog. The dog is walking him!

The entire nation knows Obama could not walk Boehner’s pooch, even though Boehner does not have one.

Boehner should simply get Obama to walk a dog Boehner can acquire quickly, specifically trained to attack and eat the president. That would solve a lot of problems. But Boehner is always behind the curve, not ahead of it. Thats the problem.


57 posted on 11/24/2014 4:05:25 AM PST by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Which RINO is that? There’s so many in DC!


58 posted on 12/01/2014 7:05:40 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Slyfox

Too funny!


59 posted on 12/01/2014 7:06:24 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

Thanks. I like hitting people’s funny bones.


60 posted on 12/01/2014 7:20:53 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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