[rktman]

Guess Darius shoulda stuck with "I'm dreamin' of a black kwanzaa" instead. Hope he doesn't get uncle tom'd for too long on this one. All this crap has reached WAY beyond the levels of absurdity that I could have imagined. Guess someone will be suing mother nature because snow is white now.

[nascarnation]

This just in from PMSNBC:

God made global warming to eliminate “white” Christmas....

[SparkyBass]

"I liked white better."

Gandalf the Grey

[elcid1970]

I seem to remember a cartoon from 1964 or so where three hooded Klansmen are caroling,

“I’m dreaming of a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Christmaaaaas...”

My doctor advised me to go low carbs in my diet; no rice, bread, potatoes, sugar, etc. I said, “you want me to go on the Al Sharpton diet?”

“Which diet is that?”

“The one that says `white is not right’.” He laughed.

[PROCON]

Only acceptable Holiday greeting...

[Opinionated Blowhard]

We live in truly insane times when the word “White” itself sends a large chunk of the population into fits of rage.

[Hang'emAll]

I’m dreaming of a White Mistress.

[Skooz]

“.... and may all your grandchildren be whiiiiiiite.”

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I remember Richard Pryor doing a routine on the Johnny Carson Show in which he played a black agitator who had trouble saying the word “white.” It would always come out as “wh-, wh-, whi-, wh-, white.”

Just ban the word, since we know that “white” always has some obvious or hidden racial overtones. Let’s use “blanco/blanca” instead. It fits the new demographics.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas.” makes them foam at the mouth.

Followed by another Irving Berlin song..”GOD BLESS AMERICA!” makes their heads explode!

[Uversabound]

You gotta counter this crap.

Why does aspirin work?