Marisol Toribio smears poop in employee's faces, police say

WPLG ^ | December 25, 2014 | Peter Burke

[Gaffer]

You see the same kind of behavior at the zoo - in the primate exhibit.

[Lazamataz]

Sounds like she’s in deep sh!t.

The judge will likely go easy if she admits she was s(((faced at the time.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“She should be charged with biological warfare”

Right. It’s the old ‘double standard’ at work. The creature could have hepititis or AIDS.

Come to think of it ...

She might have rabies.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“... walking around with poop in her pants.”

It’s an old theives’ trick. Smelling bad clears people away. Fewer witnesses. This is especially true if she was the ‘decoy’ while someone else was hitting pricier goods.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Yeah, instead of getting prison time, she could get zoo time.

[Old Sarge]

Chimps have better manners.

Almost ANY reply I make to this would get deleted.

[The Duke]

Silly foo. She’s supposed to bake it in a pie and serve it up.

What's that, the recipe for Obamacare?

[WKUHilltopper]

Hey, Marisol Toribio! We’ve had enough s*** out of you!

[fieldmarshaldj]

No, that would be a liberal dosage of strychnine.