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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Gefn; Slings and Arrows
Nope, I'm wrong. Creamsicles are the food product. (Dreamsicles are a type of kitschy figurine, apparently.)
1,601
posted on
01/31/2015 3:43:45 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick; Gefn; Slings and Arrows
Fudgesicles are the One True ice cream Popsicle!
/ plants fudgesicle flag on beach.
1,602
posted on
01/31/2015 4:06:28 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Tax-chick; Gefn
I meant the dessert, not the dolls. I’d’ve sworn that those things were called Dreamsicles at one time or another.
1,603
posted on
01/31/2015 4:07:21 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Darksheare
But kittens aren’t made out of Fudgesicles.
1,604
posted on
01/31/2015 4:08:35 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
I’d’ve sworn that those things were called Dreamsicles at one time or another.Me, too. Great apostrophes - Pat would be impressed!
1,605
posted on
01/31/2015 4:47:37 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
1,606
posted on
01/31/2015 5:06:20 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows; Tax-chick
Maybe Basement Cat is made from Fudgecicles. She’s really a sweetie. It’s just she doesn’t want anyone to know this.
1,607
posted on
01/31/2015 5:13:57 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Slings and Arrows
My 13-year-old son. He’s notable for his extremely precise use of apostrophes.
1,608
posted on
01/31/2015 5:35:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Gefn
1,609
posted on
01/31/2015 5:35:36 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
it is 12 degrees outside. I went out yesterday and it was so cold I couldn’t breathe so I had to carry around a portable oxygen tank with me.
My mother was going to drive me to Weight Watchers today because I told her I lost so much weight I couldn’t fit into any of my clothing anymore and if she could see proof she would treat me to some new clothes. Too cold to go outside with the oxygen. No meeting, no weigh in, no new clothes this week.
I’m going to go to Target later this week and buy a couple of tops myself.
1,610
posted on
01/31/2015 5:50:51 AM PST
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Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Tax-chick
Sounds like you raised him right.
1,611
posted on
01/31/2015 5:55:30 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Gefn
An intriguing hypothesis, to be sure.
1,612
posted on
01/31/2015 5:57:14 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Gefn
I’m sorry you can’t go out, but being visibly thinner is even better than seeing a lower number on the scale!
I hope next Saturday is warmer.
1,613
posted on
01/31/2015 5:57:40 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
1,614
posted on
01/31/2015 7:11:00 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Tax-chick
1,615
posted on
01/31/2015 7:11:20 AM PST
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Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Darksheare
I’m with you, Darks!
Fudgesicles RULE!
1,616
posted on
01/31/2015 7:13:00 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
1,617
posted on
01/31/2015 7:15:12 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
Thanks! It’s still raining. Still gray, but not quite as bone-chilling as yesterday.
My ride for the epidural is all set, so Monday afternoon, I’ll be good to go.
I’m looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My brems are scarmambled today for some reason.
1,618
posted on
01/31/2015 7:21:31 AM PST
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Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Tax-chick; Slings and Arrows
"Great apostrophes - Pat would be impressed!" Not many people can successfully use apostrophes in pairs; but don't quote me.
1,619
posted on
01/31/2015 7:27:25 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; All
1,620
posted on
01/31/2015 7:28:29 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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