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Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards
telegraph.co.uk ^
| February 7, 2015
Posted on 02/08/2015 5:47:22 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in fantasy police costumes "seduced" prison wardens. Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba, central Brazil, the morning after the mass break-out. The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy, according to investigators. Inmates then left the prison through the main doors, even taking with them guns and munitions they had taken from prison caches. Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: lifeimitatesporn; prison; sex
To: ilovesarah2012
I blame “Shades of Gray”.
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posted on
02/08/2015 5:49:25 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
To: ilovesarah2012
In before all the awful jokes that write themselves.
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posted on
02/08/2015 5:49:59 AM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: ilovesarah2012
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posted on
02/08/2015 5:52:50 AM PST
by
BBB333
(Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
To: ilovesarah2012
Didn’t Mission Impossible do this episode?
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posted on
02/08/2015 5:53:52 AM PST
by
Raycpa
To: BBB333
This has the makings of a great movie...
To: ilovesarah2012
I heard this story on Fox this morning and it made me laugh. I suppose it really isn’t funny, but still...
To: ilovesarah2012
Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses ...
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posted on
02/08/2015 5:59:26 AM PST
by
VRW Conspirator
(American Jobs for American Workers)
To: Eric in the Ozarks
This has the makings of a great movie...The security camera footage should be interesting
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posted on
02/08/2015 6:03:19 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: ilovesarah2012
The three women - one of them reportedly the girlfriend of one of the prisoners who escaped - arrived at the prison at three o'clock on Thursday morning and asked to be let inside to "chat and drink"Someone call Larry David. We have a new one here:
A Chat And Drink!
To: VRW Conspirator
Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses
Where, in Bruce Jenner's car?
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posted on
02/08/2015 6:20:02 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
To: Hot Tabasco
To: ilovesarah2012
You don’t know what a mass escape is. A mass escape is the several million ignorant voters who voted for the Democrat Party and Obama and are not being forcibly deported because of it. They have escaped just punishment. Now, THAT is a mass escape.
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posted on
02/08/2015 6:50:48 AM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: ilovesarah2012
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I am a guard at a small Midwestern women’s prison...
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posted on
02/08/2015 7:35:20 AM PST
by
Loyalist
(Aldiborontiphoscophornio! Where left you Chrononhotonthologos?)
To: ilovesarah2012
Somebody got some ‘splainin to do.
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posted on
02/08/2015 7:38:33 AM PST
by
super7man
(Oh why did I post that, now I'll never be able to run for Congress.)
To: ilovesarah2012
I think it’s kinda funny too. Maybe we Americans have some powerful anit-authoritarian streak, but the visual images here are just too irresistible.
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posted on
02/08/2015 7:45:32 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(The left doesn't recognize the difference between good and evil or rather has it backward.MtnClimber)
To: ilovesarah2012
Brazil must hire all their village idiots to be prison guards.
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posted on
02/08/2015 7:59:34 AM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: ilovesarah2012
D*man, this is a great story. It would make a good movie too.
To: ilovesarah2012
I saw this earlier and had to laugh all the way through.
Policia...
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posted on
02/08/2015 8:33:47 AM PST
by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: ilovesarah2012
“I suppose it really isn’t funny...”
No, it’s funny. These Brazilian prisons seem to be fun places all around, wasn’t it there that the inmates trained cats to carry messages and contraband around? If you can train a cat you are really talented imho.
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posted on
02/08/2015 10:04:35 AM PST
by
jocon307
(Tell it like it is.)
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