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Toddler Cries Over Hillary Announcement Because He Wanted to Run for President
New York Magazine ^
| April 13, 2015
| Jessica Roy
Posted on 04/13/2015 3:01:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Little Zeke didn't have the reaction of a typical toddler when Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president on Sunday. While most preschoolers responded with "me want goldfishies" when told the Hillary news, Zeke had a total meltdown because he wanted to run for president.
"What would you do if you were president?" his mom asks. "Play," he responds between sobs.
Same, Zeke. Same.
TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: nickcarraway
In 40 years, “it will be his turn.”
To: nickcarraway
Hillary was yesterday — how does the kid feel about Ruibio’s announcement.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:03:43 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
The kid would be better than Hillary, and much better than Obama.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:04:20 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Pollster1
Yeah, I say we pass an amendment to wave the age requirement, just this one time for Zeke. He can’t do any more harm than the current clown.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:05:29 PM PDT
by
Boogieman
To: Boogieman
Why? The age requirement can just be ignored, as is that silly NBC thingy.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:09:27 PM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(We weren't here, We were never there, We don't exist, we never did.)
To: nickcarraway
I cried for my country...
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:11:39 PM PDT
by
broken_arrow1
(I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
To: nickcarraway
Hillary is the type of feminazi who would make male children cry..
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:13:33 PM PDT
by
RginTN
To: nickcarraway
The kid would do a better job.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:32:46 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: lonevoice
To: nickcarraway
I’m glad the Founders are dead. If they were alive to see the level of infantilism effective political messaging has reached in their beloved country, they’d collapse in despair.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:55:15 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: nickcarraway
WoW both Hillary and the kid when questioned about what they would do if they were the president have the same response. both would play if president.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:55:30 PM PDT
by
PCPOET7
(BUT MAK)
To: Talisker
>> I’m glad the Founders are dead. If they were alive to see the level of infantilism effective political messaging has reached in their beloved country, they’d collapse in despair it would kill them.
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posted on
04/13/2015 3:57:47 PM PDT
by
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posted on
04/13/2015 4:00:26 PM PDT
by
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To: nickcarraway
Why not? This kid couldn’t be any worse than the sniveling juvenile we have in that job now is.
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posted on
04/13/2015 4:05:53 PM PDT
by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
To: Pollster1
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posted on
04/13/2015 4:18:10 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: Milton Miteybad
Why not? This kid couldn’t be any worse than the sniveling juvenile we have in that job now is. Agreed...all he does is play...golf.
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posted on
04/13/2015 6:54:20 PM PDT
by
lightman
(O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
To: nickcarraway
Zeke is right, all the current _resident does is play. How many rounds of golf are we talking about?
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posted on
04/14/2015 4:14:33 AM PDT
by
bjorn14
(Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
To: Pride in the USA
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posted on
04/14/2015 10:26:46 AM PDT
by
lonevoice
(Life is short. Make fun of it.)
To: nickcarraway
Uh oh! “Bronco Bama” girl has competition as a political commentator from Zeke!
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posted on
04/18/2015 10:18:22 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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