SOLD!
Just back your cattle car up to the freight dock and haul her away!
Posted on 05/22/2015 11:32:19 AM PDT by tcrlaf
The latest issue of an ISIS propaganda magazine puts a price on the First Lady in the slavery market it says will one day come to the United States.
The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the West—and claims the first lady won’t fetch a large price.
“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”
(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)
(Excerpt) Read more at thedailybeast.com ...
Barack took her to a wife swapping party in Chicago once.
He got a nice pen and 2 baseball cards.
Only to a queer slug like obama. to all others she would have to come with a fishing boat and a chain saw.
They would grow so weary of the whining and complaining, they would give her back.
SOLD!
Just back your cattle car up to the freight dock and haul her away!
michelle is tainted and useless at whatever price!!
Moochelle is a JayVee slave.
It’s disturbing and more than a little scary that ISIS exhibits western-style humor.
Buyer beware.
What’s his ebay seller feedback like?
Seems a little steep. How much do you have to pay NOT to take her?
If you are not beheaded, hung, or deported you will receive food stamps or a “bridge” card.
A 51 year old mule is not worth that much. Then there is the downside having to plow viewing the south end of that north bound mule.
high mileage, high maintenance, too much junk in the trunk
Check the teeth before purchasing.
I think the reason why the price is so high is because your buying her AS IS..NO refunds
$40? The buyer better carry a can of Raid because one couldn’t tell the carpet from a bunch of flies.
I wonder what they would give us for Hillary CLinton?
You made me laugh.
Hey, come on - royalties on her exercise DVD are worth at least thirty-five bucks.
That would be considered an act of war.
so be it!!
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