Posted on 05/24/2015 7:45:14 PM PDT by goldstategop
Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.
“The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified,” Fazl said adding that, “As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”
When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities,” Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.
Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the “immodest women” as well.
“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”
Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.
“Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation,” concluded Fazl.
I don’t care about relations between the sexes in Islamic countries.
It's them dang Conservative Christians that are their big problem.
“From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women.”
I’m a believer.
The comicality is going to increase when the jeans clad women learn about jeans and scissors.
The result of the combo is Daisey Mae’s........
“(The stories presented here are a piece of satire).”
I missed it....
She looks cute. Now if she’d just take that stupid rag off her head.
Well he is wearing a banana peel on his head.
No bad hair days!
Saves a lot of money on hair care products I would imagine.
Nutty Islam
It’s just Islam.
The demented ravings they worship as holy scripture tell them to do the nutty (as we see them) things they do.
It’s all in their book.
And they’ll kill anyone who tries to change it.
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