Ten years ago in Kaiserslautern....I had to go downtown and park in a city parking lot (enclosed) and as I exited....here was some half-drunk 16-year old German kid (10AM)...fairly wasted, and attempting to pee while leaning against the wall.
Now, I noted that directly behind this kid (2-feet) was a pipe that exited the building and was head-high. I stopped ten feet from this anticipated event and watched. Sure enough...the kid finished with his public urination event (at least 30 people could stand and watch him)...did a 180-degree turn, took one step forward and whacked himself in the head. He flew backwards and landed in his pee. I wish I had taken a photo of the event.
Yes I wish you had caught that on video, it could be on YouTube right now!
I spend a week and a half in an Army hospital ward I (I'd had had knee surgery) next to a guy who went to take a piss in some German's back yard and the Kraut shot him in the knee. This was back in the 80s.
i remember some guys doing that! They couldn’t pee because they had the clap! It burned!