Tyrrell: Clinton Takes All Cakes

Creators Syndicate ^ | November 19, 2015 | R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr.

[jazusamo]

WASHINGTON -- So it has come to this. The party that once nominated Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy and Harry S. Truman to win the presidency -- the party that once nominated men of the stature of Adlai Stevenson and Hubert Humphrey to contest the presidency -- is now left with the Three Stooges vying for the highest office in the land. There they stood on a stage in Des Moines, Iowa last Saturday night. The Republican Party had put up eight plausible presidential candidates on a stage on Nov. 10. They even had a second tier debate a few hours earlier featuring candidates who did not make the cut but who could each trounce any of the Democrats' Three Stooges in the 2016 election. Ladies and gentleman, you heard it first here. The 2016 results are in.

Apparently, the Democrats can do no better than to show off the two has-beens and one never-has-been on a stage in Iowa, yelping contradictions, wild exaggerations and, in the case of Hillary Clinton (would she be Moe?), still more lies. Can the Democrats do no better than the Three Stooges of last week's "Saturday Night Dead"? Well, they could have added the plagiarist and law school cheat, Joe Biden. This is a Party in trouble.

My favorite of this trinity of clowns is of course Hillary Clinton. She, along with Senator Bernie Sanders and the fellow from Baltimore or Maryland or wherever he comes from, could not summon up the courage to pronounce the words "radical Islam" an evening after hundreds of Frenchmen were massacred or maimed in Paris by radical Islamists. How long will political correctness insulate Democrats from reality?

[Don Corleone]

How long will political correctness insulate Democrats from reality?

As long as their idiot voters will keep electing them and the MSM will keep protecting them.

[Dr. Sivana]

Which one is Shemp . . . Biden, Gore or Kerry?

[NohSpinZone]

This is an insult to the Three Stooges. I might accept that these clowns are on par with Curly Joe but certainly not with Moe, Larry and Curly.

[jazusamo]

I’m with you.

[Artemis Webb]

Good Lord, how old is Tyrrell now? I’m in my mid 50’s and Tyrrell was doing a masterful job of slamming Jimmy Carter back in the 70’s.

[DJ Taylor]

[Daffynition]

I have a going away present for hilLIEry for when she is prison... a 33,600 piece puzzle ....she should have plenty of time to finish it.

[Dr. Sivana]

This is an insult to the Three Stooges. I might accept that these clowns are on par with Curly Joe but certainly not with Moe, Larry and Curly.

This is true. The Stooges ALWAYS had the best of intentions. They also had much more creativity.

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard . . . your country needs you!

[jazusamo]

I knew he is a lot older than his pic at Creators, I just checked and he’s 71.

[Nuc 1.1]

Humphrey, Stevenson, FDR, two midgets and a socialist dictator and at least one person thinks that is good. Good grief.

[jazusamo]

Perfect...But according to Huma she’s confused much of the time, she’d most likely never finish it. :-)

[samtheman]

Hillary has dementia and might not make it to the election.

[Daffynition]

Bon mots has the perfect gif

[ripley]

How long will Political Correctness insulate Democrats from reality?”

As long as the psychotic, adolescent, Progressive, atheist scu&bags in the electorate keep electing them into public office they will continue to be representative of the psychotic, adolescent, Progressive, atheist scu&bags in the population who vote for them and who insulate themselves with delusions.

IMHO

[jazusamo]

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[Daffynition]

She could claim it as one of her many *accomplishments*, if she finishes the puzzle. ;)

[jazusamo]

Yep, that’s a hoot and and probably not far off.

[samtheman]

Really. I dooz real good. Dooznt I?

[Nuc 1.1]

Now that is entertaining. Did I Mention funny? And true?