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Teen Shoots Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner For Asking Him If He Had A Girfriend (Satire)
Huzlers ^ | 11/27/2015 | Staff

Posted on 11/27/2015 8:14:43 AM PST by ScottWalkerForPresident2016

RICHMOND, VA – An 18 year old teenager is being charged with attempted murder after shooting his uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because his uncle had asked him “do you have a girlfriend?”

Cody Stone was arrested Thursday evening by Richmond police upon being found blocks away from his home where he had shot his uncle. Cody had apparently attempted to escape the home and authorities. Although critically injured with a bullet wound, Cody’s uncle is expected to live after being rushed and treated at the emergency room.

According to family members, Cody was apparently infuriated upon being asked if he had a girlfriend. “Nobody was talking, we were all just eating” said Cody’s younger brother Timothy, “My brother Cody was eating quietly with his head down and hair covering his face when all of a sudden my uncle broke the silence saying “so um Cody, do you have a girlfriend?” Cody slowly looked up and said “what did you say?” before standing up and taking out a gun and shooting my uncle once”.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: bantheposter; friggingbs; posterisabastard; satire; teen; thanksgiving; uncle; virginia; wanker; wankerforpresident
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To: two23

The story punch line:

According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no [sex]” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance. Cody will soon appear in front of a judge facing attempted murder charges.


21 posted on 11/27/2015 8:22:00 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

I had an Aunt that would ask me that all the time , I was 6


22 posted on 11/27/2015 8:22:36 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Is this satire? See post #10.
Go to link in article and scroll down..they are looking for creative writers.


23 posted on 11/27/2015 8:22:41 AM PST by two23 (Ignore the media. It isn't propaganda if we don't listen.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Stupid question (the answer from the picture is an obvious ‘no’) but not worthy of a shooting.


24 posted on 11/27/2015 8:23:54 AM PST by PAR35
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To: butlerweave

Every family has an annoying aunt like that.


25 posted on 11/27/2015 8:24:04 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: two23

Dang, I did not see that before posting. I’ll remember that site...


26 posted on 11/27/2015 8:24:08 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: HiTech RedNeck

“Something’s wrong with that boy.”

He seems a bit peevish these days..


27 posted on 11/27/2015 8:24:22 AM PST by ScottinVA (If you're not enraged...why?)
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To: rockrr

Bet there’s some history there. The kid might have been homo and his unle knew it..


28 posted on 11/27/2015 8:24:40 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Hmmm. I didn’t see that response in the White House turkey talking points !


29 posted on 11/27/2015 8:25:15 AM PST by Pikachu_Dad ("the media are selling you a line of soap")
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To: rockrr

Wrong question, should have been “Are you a girlfriend?”


30 posted on 11/27/2015 8:25:44 AM PST by taterjay
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To: jsanders2001

But the wisecrack at the ambulance seems to indicate either it isn’t real, or we really do have some dysfunction here.


31 posted on 11/27/2015 8:25:52 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016
How to tell if your nephew is an undercover Morlock.

Does he look like this?


32 posted on 11/27/2015 8:26:06 AM PST by capt. norm (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

My guess is that the kid was planning on “coming out” to the family, and unk’s query spoiled the scenario...


33 posted on 11/27/2015 8:26:37 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: bramps

One of my favorite fake news stories is about the Florida man caught having sex with the alligator that tried to bite him.

He was heard yelling “If you try to kill a man, you better make sure he’s dead”!


34 posted on 11/27/2015 8:27:12 AM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

36 posted on 11/27/2015 8:28:24 AM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: jsanders2001

Sounds to me like the uncle was the homo. Probably molested the kid through childhood and the kid had finally had enough.


37 posted on 11/27/2015 8:28:34 AM PST by babble-on
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To: ErnBatavia

It still sounds bizarre, as the logical answer would be “Why no, Uncle Ralph. I’m gay.”

It looks made up.


38 posted on 11/27/2015 8:28:55 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

What difference would monitoring make?


39 posted on 11/27/2015 8:29:35 AM PST by Seruzawa (All those memories will be lost,in time, like tears in rain.)
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To: two23

I still don’t think many are understanding


40 posted on 11/27/2015 8:30:25 AM PST by thestob (Cruz 2016)
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