The Nuclear Option: Donald Trump Schools Rivals on ‘The Art of the Schlong’

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[TigerClaws]

If you think “The Art of the Deal” was a yuuuuuuuuuuge success — and it was — just wait until Donald Trump comes out with his latest masterpiece, “The Art of the Schlong.”

In “The Art of the Deal,” the real estate mogul tutors budding young mogul wannabes on how to make deals so that they, too, can build giant glass skyscrapers emblazoned with their names in gold.

[BigEdLB]

She was shafted by folks working Obama’s behalf, by extension Obama himself.

[TXBlair]

That definition makes sense. From Trump’s context I was thinking “screwed” or “hosed,” just in a more crude term.

It is funny to me...totally j-high!!

[PA Engineer]

schlongholm syndrome

Love it.

Perfect for when you care to send the very best keyword search for that special snowflake in your forum life.

[Louis Foxwell]

Charles Hurt at Breitbart says Hill was schlonged by the one man who has done so to her for her entire adult life, Bill the perennial schlonger. He was the one who began using racial epithets against THE ONE in ‘08, destroying her candidacy.
Trump has outdone the Witch and her Broom not only with a classier wife unavailable to Wiley Willy but he has branded Hildabeast with a label that sticks to her like fly paper.
Beware the Trump.

[867V309]

Here's the money line:

But because Mr. Trump operates at a level of psychological sophistication so far above this modern world of dummy politicians, none of the politicos gets that Mr. Trump wasn’t even talking about the man who beat Joan at the polls.

He was actually talking about how Joan had been so horribly schlonged by her very own betrothed husband, who was a politician before her and has been her only meal ticket for her entire career.

[EDINVA]

I remember Bill ticking off Ted Kennedy, then TK’s holding a rally at American University with Caroline Kennedy to endorse Obama .. that was the turning of the tide to Obama. I think Teddy’s people at the DNC prevailed ultimately against Hillary with the MI primary delegates..

[Nextrush]

At my college dorm a guy down the hall used that expression repeatedly to refer to I apologize, well you know what I mean.

I only know that expression in a vulgar context and nothing less than that.

Leaders like Patton used language as strong if not stronger than Trump.

[lentulusgracchus]

It is not really a regional term——

Yes it is. It's a Yiddishism planted on the East Coast and propagated by TV sitcoms and Las Vegas comedians -- not movies, which had a speech code of sorts until the end of the 60's and the triumph of sleazebag "reality" with such films as Shampoo and Midnight Cowboy.

The first use I can remember of the word in film was in the George C. Scott film, Hardcore, when it is used by Peter Boyle, playing a cynical private detective. Its closest English cognate is "slung".

[JusPasenThru]

I’m writing a play called The Schlong Dialogues. It will offer penetrating insights into the coming of age.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I wonder about Trump’s alter-ego; the schlort.

[I-ambush]

I’ve certainly heard of the word used as a noun, but never before as a verb.

[grania]

You’re offended by a colorful word? I’m too busy being offended by hillary saying “what difference does it make?” about the Benghazi slaughter.

[grania]

Trump controls the language vs hillary who can’t even control the time allotted for a bathroom break.

[USS Alaska]

I for one had never heard the term being in the south and wish I could unhear it.

Why do you come on the Trump threads, and post something that is both self pity and begging to be hit in the figurative mouth with a schlong?

Are you that dense or is masochism part of your preference?

[SampleMan]

Your post is precisely what I’m talking about when I warn about cults of personality.

If you can’t tolerate any negative feedback on a candidate, then you are too personally attached to them.

I’m for Cruz right now, but would vote for Trump over Hillary, because I’ve got a higher purpose in mind. You come off as totally personally invested in Trump.

Politicians exist to serve my desires. They are never worthy of unconditional adoration.

[Graybeard58]

I’ve certainly heard of the word used as a noun, but never before as a verb.

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That’s two of us. I always thought that it was a slightly vulgar word for “penis”, like saying “dick” or “prick”

I’m a Trump fan and love anything he says that gets liberals’ panties in a wad.

[Fantasywriter]

‘If you can’t tolerate any negative feedback on a candidate, then you are too personally attached to them.’

Trump gets criticized in these forums day in and day out. It’s been that way for six months.

If you want to see cult of personality, try criticizing Cruz.

[Peet]

“...hit in the figurative mouth with a schlong?”

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That is called “smurfing” and I’ll be dipped in schlongs if I can figure out why...

[Patton@Bastogne]

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Godspeed and Merry Christmas to Ted Cruz and Donald Trump !


A 2,000 "solid" mile on the US-Mexico border ... Islamic Immigrants from Syria DEPORTED ... Constitutional Moratorium on Moslem Immigration ... Illegal Mexicans DEPORTED ... Common Core CANCELED ... Planned Parenthood PROSCECUTED and DEFUNDED ... Israel supported ... US-Iran deal shredded ... Club Gitmo re-opened ... ISIS "exterminated" ... Disney (et al) H1B Visa corporate abuse PROSCECUTED ...



Donald Trump certainly has an interesting past ... both positive and negative from a Conservative viewpoint (and I'm a rock-ribbed Conservative, Ted Cruz supporter) ...


However ... Yeb Bush and his $ 100 million dollar GOPe-RINO campaign fund was designed to DESTROY political Conservaties like Ted Cruz in this election cycle ...

NOT "get along with" Conservatives ... rather DESTROY them ... like the political bastard Mitt Romney destroyed Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum (etc) in 2012.


Who really wants a repeat of the 2012 GOPe DEBACLE ?


So who is responsible for Yeb Bush at 3%, Marco "Amnesty" Rubio at 10%, John Kasisch at 1% ... who ? .. who ? ...

We all know the answer ... Donald Trump ... without spending a DIME on TV commercials ...

NOT Ted Cruz, whose brilliant conservatism was TARGETED for DESTRUCTION by the Karl Rove GOPe-RINO DC Washington Cartel and their $ 100 million ...


Donald Trump has "genuinely" kicked Yeb Bush's political butt like General George Patton rescued the 101st Airborne at Bastogne in Christmas 1944 ...


What's the conclusion to this epic political saga ?

President Ted Cruz, VP Donald Trump ...

Hillary and Jeb consigned to the political dustbin of history ...

A 2,000 "solid" mile on the US-Mexico border ... Islamic Immigrants fro Syria DEPORTED ... Constitutional Moratorium on Moslem Immigration ... Illegal Mexicans DEPORTED ... Common Core CANCELED ... Planned Parenthood PROSCECUTED and DEFUNDED ... Israel supported ... US-Iran deal shredded ... Club Gitmo re-opened ... ISIS "exterminated" ... Disney (et al) H1B Visa corporate abuse PROSCECUTED ...

Mitch McConnell FORCED to resign and replaced by Jeff Sessions ...

Paul Ryan FORCED to resign and replaced by Louis Gohmert ...

Reince Pribus FORCED out and replaced by Jim DeMint ...


What's not to love, America ?


Godspeed and Merry Christmas to Ted Cruz and Donald Trump !


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[lentulusgracchus]

It will offer penetrating insights into the coming of age.

Ahhh, well, beware the hackneyed form, the trite theme.

Have you looked into Icelandic saga?