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In Defense of Rattlesnakes
Townhall.com ^ | February 28, 2016 | Steve Chapman

Posted on 02/28/2016 3:42:29 PM PST by Kaslin

I was going to write this column about slimy, venomous reptiles that are so frightening you would go well out of your way to avoid them. But I'm tired of the presidential campaign. So I decided to write about rattlesnakes instead.

It's probably unfair to compare politicians to dangerous serpents -- unfair to the serpents, which normally mind their own business.

There is another big difference between the two: Not everyone detests rattlesnakes. These days, I am pleased to report, there are even people striving to protect them.

This development causes anxiety in Sweetwater, Texas, home of what is billed as the world's biggest rattlesnake roundup. Each year, hunters pump gasoline into burrows to flush out thousands of vipers so they can be captured and killed -- a method illegal everywhere but Texas. The tourists the event draws are an economic boon to the isolated town of 11,000.

Conservation advocates oppose the event, and particularly the use of gasoline, because it's not only inhumane to snakes but also harmful to other creatures -- including endangered tortoises and lizards. A state Snake Harvest Working Group was set up to consider the matter, and a majority of the members voted to prohibit the gassing of rattlesnake dens.

Things are looking even better for the rattlesnakes in Massachusetts, where the state's Division of Fisheries and Wildlife wants to create a refuge for them on an island in a large reservoir. The place would be off-limits to humans -- not to protect humans from the snakes, but the other way around.

Illinois also has a preservation effort. A few years ago, Lincoln Park Zoo set out to save the last population of eastern massasauga rattlesnakes in the Chicago area by collecting and breeding them. In 2014, the project yielded 13 baby rattlers to go with the eight adults.

Ventures like these would have seemed insane 50 years ago. But rattlesnakes are less dangerous than commonly assumed. No one in Massachusetts has been killed by one since colonial times.

Nationally, about five people die each year from poisonous snakebites, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. That compares to 90 or so who die from being stung by insects. And many fatal snake encounters occur only because the victim is, um, incautious.

In 2012, Steve Bennett, an official of the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources, told a local TV station that in his experience, at least 70 percent of venomous snakebites involve people trying to catch the critters -- and in most of those cases, alcohol played a role. If there is anything dumber than poking or grabbing a poisonous serpent, it's doing it after downing a six-pack.

I grew up in Texas, still visit there regularly, and have spent many hours tramping around rugged, rattlesnake-infested terrain. Because of my aversion to premature death, I keep my eyes peeled at all times. Yet I've seen only a couple of rattlesnakes in the wild.

The reason is not that my vision is poor. It's that these reptiles are reclusive and afraid of people. They generally strike only when they feel threatened. A rattlesnake has a brain the size of a pea, but that's enough gray matter for it to deduce that tangling with two-legged giants is unhealthy.

Rattlesnakes, granted, are hard to like -- being coldblooded, scaly and not pleasing to the untutored eye. Their rattle induces instant terror. Oh, and in the worst-case scenario, they can kill or maim you. Evolution apparently has wired us to regard snakes with fear and loathing, which makes it easy to tolerate the mass slaughter of them.

But Americans once tried to eradicate wolves, bears and mountain lions, all of which pose a danger to life and limb. The California grizzly, which adorns the state flag, was hunted to extinction. Today, however, most people regard such sharp-toothed predators as wonders worth traveling to see.

Rattlesnakes lack the charismatic appeal of these large, furry mammals, but their repulsiveness is not their fault. Being rational animals, people should be able to overcome our instincts, minimize unnecessary killing of rattlesnakes and act to preserve their remaining habitats.

In Larry McMurtry's novel "Lonesome Dove," cowboy Gus McCrae laments, "We killed off most of the people that made this country interesting to begin with." The same has been true with wild creatures. Life without rattlesnakes would be safer, but safety isn't everything.

One more thing in their favor: Rattlesnakes never, ever, run for office.


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1 posted on 02/28/2016 3:42:29 PM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

I respect snakes and steer clear of them. As long as they reciprocate, I’m fine with them, and appreciate their role in rodent control.


2 posted on 02/28/2016 3:47:43 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Kaslin

The diff between a rattlesnake and a congresscritter is that the snake has the decency to warn you before you get bit.

Oh, and snakes have higher morals.

And........they are very offended that they are compared to congresscritters (senators and reps).


3 posted on 02/28/2016 3:50:09 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Joe 6-pack

Am pretty much the same.

Years ago I worked for a jerk tech. manager in TV production land who thought of himself as Mr. Macho among other things no doubt.

Anyway he had a severe phobia regarding snakes and lizards of any kind apparently.

Before I came to be there, one of the comedians in his department that knew about saw a tiny lizard sitting on a cable. It was an old building.

He called Mr. Macho over and asked him to double check his cabling for some production. He knelt down and got eye to eye with the tiny lizard. The next second he jumped back, left a shoe behind and was in a room alone for a few hours.


4 posted on 02/28/2016 3:53:49 PM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: Kaslin

I am sure the people of Ireland deeply regret that their island has no rattlesnakes, or copperheads, or coral snakes, or cobras, or mambas etc.


5 posted on 02/28/2016 3:54:12 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: Kaslin
They make nice hat bands and the meat tastes like anything but chicken


6 posted on 02/28/2016 3:58:31 PM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Kaslin

They couldn’t find a picture of a rattlesnake?


7 posted on 02/28/2016 3:59:18 PM PST by Donglalinger
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To: Kaslin

” Today, however, most people regard such sharp-toothed predators as wonders worth traveling to see.”

Travel is right. The people who think grizzly bears are wonderful don’t want them in their own back yard.


8 posted on 02/28/2016 4:00:54 PM PST by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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To: Kaslin

I’m good with snakes. They live here in the Rockies, God’s creatures.


9 posted on 02/28/2016 4:00:55 PM PST by glock rocks (TTTT !)
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To: Kaslin

That picture is not a rattlesnake. Looks like a gopher snake.


10 posted on 02/28/2016 4:03:18 PM PST by Hugin ("First thing--get yourself a firearm!" Sheriff Ed Galt, Last Man St anding.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I stay clear of snakes too, but I also respect and stay clear of Honeybees but for a different reason. Whenever a Honeybee stings someone, it dies


11 posted on 02/28/2016 4:06:12 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

Venomous reptiles are cool.


12 posted on 02/28/2016 4:06:39 PM PST by Tax-chick (There's really nothing new to be said.)
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To: Kaslin

Bushbot, Bush who sold old conservatives to the New World Order.

The GOPe are the snakes, scorched earth, make it so The fascist democrats win.

You have no shame


13 posted on 02/28/2016 4:07:52 PM PST by stockpirate (UNLEASH THE TRUMPIAN!!!)
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To: Kaslin

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH


14 posted on 02/28/2016 4:08:27 PM PST by stockpirate (UNLEASH THE TRUMPIAN!!!)
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To: Kaslin

Remember that Satan took the form of a serpent in the Garden of Eden.


15 posted on 02/28/2016 4:08:52 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: Kaslin

That doesn’t look like a pit viper


16 posted on 02/28/2016 4:09:24 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Buchanan: A note of caution: This establishment is not going quietly.)
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To: Kaslin

I remember being handed a plate of rattlesnake during a military exercise back at Lackland. The snakes taste might good! Like a six-inch thick steak.


17 posted on 02/28/2016 4:09:43 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Kaslin
Sweetwater, Texas, home of what is billed as the world's biggest rattlesnake roundup.

Hmmmmm, everything I've read about that roundup was that the snakes were captured then milked of their venom and ultimately released..........Guess I was wrong.

19 posted on 02/28/2016 4:11:43 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: Vaquero

I think the meat tastes like frog. Would eat if I absolutely had to but I prefer fib eye steaks and pizza.


20 posted on 02/28/2016 4:14:35 PM PST by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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