Posted on 03/09/2016 1:52:00 PM PST by Rockitz
If you’re into self-dramatization, Donald Trump’s candidacy is perfect for you.
Half of the Washington political class is vowing to vote for Hillary — even Stalin! — over Trump; psychologists (and massage therapists) report they are treating patients for “Trump anxiety”; lengthy thought-pieces on Trump have no room to mention his signature issue, immigration, but get prolix on George Wallace, Mussolini and Hitler. (Never Mao, Stalin or Lenin, curiously.)
You’re going to have to act quickly if you hope to be among the first 200 princesses to feel the pea under 15 layers of mattresses.
To save you time, I will provide the prototype. Do not be surprised if the following turns up, word for word, under the byline of David Brooks, Stephen Hayes, Cokie Roberts, every single writer for Salon, Gawker, National Review, Commentary and The Huffington Post. And then, of course, Fareed Zakaria will steal it.
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“J’accuse Donald Trump”
Watching the candidacy of Donald Trump, I am continually struck by his resemblance to a man who came to power in a far-off land nearly 85 years ago, a historical epic that I had naively hoped was well buried in the past.
Consider the following:
— Adolf Hitler held gigantic rallies, where he inspired millions with rousing speeches. Donald Trump holds gigantic rallies, where he inspires millions with rousing speeches.
— Adolf Hitler talked about making his country great again. Donald Trump talks about making his country great again.
— Adolf Hitler promised military victories. Donald Trump promises military victories.
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In conclusion, [dramatic music plays] I have covered American politics for 30 years. For the first time in my life I am afraid for my country. Very afraid. Very, very afraid. Very, very, very afraid.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
I can’t even imagine the gnashing of teeth and wailing that will happen when Cruz or Trump is elected.
The left will be like Godzilla simultaneously breathing fire, crying and groaning as it struggles against it’s shackles of shame and despair, only to stumble and fall into a pit of hatred it had conceived all on its own...
Delicious.
It was satire
Sad you had to explain this. Same for the ones not understanding Trump at times. I can’t remember when I’ve laughed so much and enjoyed a speaker as much as I have Donald Trump. The water bottles, wine and steaks at his conference was a HOOT!
Best wine on the East coast! Now who believes this? Its satire.
Coulter's always been a mix of very conservative, sometimes outrageous, comments and pragmatic candidate choices.
People living in Washington DC and working in politics are pretty much all "Establishment" to one degree or another, but Coulter goes her own way, for better or worse.
In her last book she included a small excerpt at the end regarding each potential candidate for President at the time of publication on the immigration issue. Romney was included, Trump wasn’t.
Of course if you had ever even looked at her book or books you might have known that, but you posted your ‘critique’ of her books anyhow having no knowledge on what is in them.
“Who was the candidate who could have won? Gingrich? Santorum? Bachmann? Cain? Perry?”
McCain - Loser
Romney - Loser
Christie - Loser
She’s only on the bandwagon because it’s the new fad.
If Hitler was a vegetarian, why is his favorite dish. Liver?
Ooh! Good catch!
She did in the general election, just like everybody else in the GOP.
I'm assuming you were on the winning side with Obama?
I predict Dana Perino will be seeking professional help soon .
“I’m assuming you were on the winning side with Obama?”
I’m not responsible for McCain winning the primaries. So don’t put that loser on me.
Neither is she. She didn’t support him.
“Neither is she. She didn’t support him.”
But Romneyt and Christie? Those are winners right there. Good job Anne.
Reminds me the similarities between Jesus and Elvis. I’m not sure what genius compiled these, but the similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny:
Jesus said “Love the neighbor.”
Elvis said “Don’t be cruel.”
Jesus is the Lord’s shepherd
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd
Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis’ first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on water.
Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, 1965)
Jesus’ entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members
Elvis’ entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members
Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 “Comeback” TV special and many posthumous mall sightings.
Jesus said “If a man thirst, let him come to me, and drink.”(Jn 7:37).
Elvis said “Drinks on me”(Jail House Rock, 1957).
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis also had irregular eating habits(eg, 5 banana split breakfast).
Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan 8)
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus.
Neil Matthews was a biographer of Elvis (A Golden Tribute).
“Jesus countenance...like lightning...raiment snow white.”(Mt 28:3)
Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
Jesus’ mother Mary had an immaculate conception.
Elvis’ wife Priscilla went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
People called Jesus a “...glutton and a drunk.”(Lk 7:34)
People called Elvis “...a overweight druggie...”.
Jesus died for us.
Young girls would ‘die for’ Elvis.
Jesus was born in humble surroundings.
Elvis was born in Mississippi.
Even today Jesus has a cult following.
Even today Elvis has a cult following.
Jesus was called “King of Israel..”(John 12:13)
Elvis was called “King of Rock n’Roll”
I support losers.
Who did you vote for? Obama?
“I voted for Romney. I voted for McCain. I voted for Dole.
I support losers.”
Yes you do.
Not any more.
How is your candidate(s) doing? Losing?
If there was a “like” button, you’d get one.
I wouldn’t be even the least bit surprised if he made such an energy bar.
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