Posted on 03/30/2016 8:54:49 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
I have pretty much given up on him. Like today I'm going to turn it off because he always seems to be able to "report" every Trump criticism...but NEVER seems to be able to "report" any Cruz criticism. None. Second call is a never trump guy. Gee....what a surprise. I don't think he ever mentioned the Cruz affair story even though it's been in the news and even though they've responded to it. None of the non-denial denials. Maybe he thinks that infidelity by a candidate who presents himself as a cultural conservative isn't an important story.
Very true, Abb.
Hi Roccus! How are you!!! Nice to see people from the good ol days!
Limbaugh’s been busted being biased and he doesn’t know how to handle it it’s that simple
Today he's taking the fifth on the truth because it might look him like he's bias. Sorry Elcruzio but that ship has sailed.
I was involved with the local TEA Party, for 2yrs, and then it fell apart after Nov 2012. I occasionally see 2-3 of them at shooting range, but we don’t talk politics anymore. I changed my registration from “Republican” to “Conservative” at DMV office, when I did an address change.
I think we need an over&under on Rushicides and partial Rushicides.
Hey Buddy,
Steam release is the same-o same-o....”Why can’t gov’t. solve my problems?”
“Hoppy, you’re a (supply perjoratve)”
“Hoppy, you’re (supply accolade)”
That’s OK...I’m old too.
Exactly. I hope he sorts it out and finds a balance. I already miss him. Still listening, but as a previous poster said, he’s on probation with me. I should just turn him off, as I have a LOT of things to do!! Oh well.
Good idea.
My favorite story on who possesses what.
The Power of Gold
The History of an Obsession
By PETER L. BERNSTEIN
“Bernstein begins by relating a story told by John Ruskin a hundred years ago of a man who boarded a ship carrying his entire fortune in a large bag of gold coins. Shortly into the journey, a terrible storm arose and the alarm to abandon ship went off. The man jumped from the ship clutching his large bag of gold, and promptly sank straight to the bottom of the sea. Ruskin wonders: “Now, as he was sinking, had he the gold? Or had the gold him?””
LOL! I think you have it. I do get the unusual feeling that he’s groping in the dark for how to proceed.
In my house Rush is way past probation. He has been exiled.
I saw someone on Twitter earlier, actually saying they were tracking how many anti-Trump negative articles his handler was posting before his show.
When I looked, it seemed the handler really HAD been posting quite a few anti-Trump propaganda over recent weeks.
I wonder if it has any influence on Limbaugh.
Yeah, shut him off again. Rush has made a total fool of himself.
The only reason we tune is to be a witness of Rush going down with the Tedtanic.
Whatever happened to the parody, the tea crap. the cutting edge?
Broadcast excellence? hahahaha!
I am heading back to the days when Rush didn’t just phone it in.
Roger that!
I think Rush sees Hannity breathing down his neck in the ratings.
I missed the opening hour.
I sincerely hope Rush wasn’t going with the crowd of pundits who keep repeating how Lewandowski “lied” about touching Michelle Fields.
I’ve seen it repeated at least 24 times in the past day, and there is just no proof he lied.
Why not simply accept he didn’t know her, didn’t remember touching her, moving through a chaotic hectic melee, and go from there?
To keep repeating that Lewandowski lied, really exposes ppl’s agendas because they’re being dishonest—I hope Rush didn’t go there.
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