Wild radioactive Fukushima boars breed like rabbits, ravage local countryside

RT.com ^ | 6 Apr, 2016 | Petras Malukas

[protest1]

Northern Japan is raising an alarm, as the area surrounding the Fukushima Nuclear disaster zone has been overwhelmed by radioactive wild boars, whose population has increased dramatically over the past 4 years, as they breed freely in the exclusion zone.

With the number of animals steadily growing, the boar population has been devastating the crops of farms in the area. Since the nuclear disaster of 2011, damage to agriculture caused by boars in the Fukushima prefecture has doubled, amounting to some $15 million, according to a report from The Times. Boars also pose a threat to public safety, as reports of rampaging wild beast injuring local residents while roaming the streets have become more frequent over the past few years.

[protest1]

The Japanese government are rumored to have put out a call for Godzilla so we can expect to soon see

Godzilla vs the Radioactive Ravaging Boars!

[ghosthost]

I said this was going to happen and no one believed me

[Hang'emAll]

2 word solution
Helicopter AR-15

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Sex-Crazed Radioactive Wild Boars Who Ate Japan.

[Nailbiter]

Occurs to me that muslims and boars- most deadly of enemies share some amazingly similar traits :)

[lurk]

It’s a pity that a wall can’t be built. Everyone knows walls can’t be built to keep something/somebody in or out.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

Thick temperate forest.

[JEDI4S]

BOAR RABBIT? Don’t throw me into that RADIOACTIVE brier patch.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Japan is virtually a gun free zone. It is practically impossible for a civilian to own a gun there.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

you are right but problem is Japanese can’t have guns. They can own shotguns but I highly doubt many in that area have guns. They will probably allow hunters in but then again, would you want to go hunt in a radioactive area like that?

[miss marmelstein]

Prickley strikes again.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

Years ago our (Japanese) secretary’s father had the same problem, on his farm. The shishi-odoshi didn’t worry the boars, matter of fact one of them was rooted up by the pigs (!) He went to the police station, got a permit for a rifle, shot a few hogs, problem over.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

They can have guns including self loading centre fire rifles.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Japan is virtually a gun free zone. It is practically impossible for a civilian to own a gun there.

Problem, solution.

[COBOL2Java]

[Byron_the_Aussie]

Nope. A complicated procedure but farmers can be issued with a permit to buy a rifle - particularly for this purpose.

[sickoflibs]

Sounds like they need armed hunters.

They can sell the meat to China, they have no food standards,.

[BitWielder1]

I sense a new monster movie coming.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Boars?

[null and void]

2 word solution
Helicopter AR-15

ping...

[Dr. Sivana]

Radioactive breeding boars, sounds like a potential anti-Muslim superhero.