Posted on 04/09/2016 7:07:39 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
Two ‘would-be hitmen’ are arrested on Chinese border as they ‘tried to enter North Korea in a bid to ASSASSINATE dictator Kim Jong-un’
-Hitmen ‘planning to kill’ Kim Jong-un have been arrested, it is claimed
-They were reportedly arrested near Tumen River at the border with China
-North Korean guards who detained them were apparently rewarded
-One suspect is said to be a defector and at least one is a Chinese national
I think you meant “Lice”
And you forgot the main course “RAT-ta-Toi’.
They could probably use a creative chef such as you!
Remember that old Cagney movie One Two Three? When the Russian trade commission was thinking of defecting? Talking about what would happen to their families.
“They will line them up against the wall and shoot them: my wife, and my mother-in-law, and my brother-in-law, and my sister-in-law.... Comrades! let’s do it!””
Wonderful
Ping
The single largest group defection will happen when all those silly North Koreans cross south who have the uncontrollable urge to eat something besides tree bark.
I mean, what’s wrong with those people!
They are on their way to California. They heard about min wage and think they will be rich, rich, rich.
Breakfast menu: Egg McNuthin'
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.