Posted on 04/13/2016 8:55:08 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
The voters were not shut out.
Why do you people keep riding that dead horse.
Colorado had a system. Everyone who cared knew about it.
Everyone who cared could vote.
You can’t have it both ways. Either Trump didn’t care about Colorado, or he did.
Apparently, now that he’s lost all the votes, it is literally all he can talk about.
The whine echoes through the land. Grow up, Trump. You lost.
I think Mario has a lot of votes that will come in handy on the second ballot.
He may not be a great conservative but he knows who is not conservative at all and that’s Donald Trump.
What did he think Cruz was going to do?
Just sit home like he did.
Pecker is Trumps friend at the National Enquirer. What are you thinking about?
He reneged on that endorsement today.
Mario is not a conservative at all.
Mario is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Cheap Labor Express.
In a way the GOP-e is what it is because we failed to light a huge fire under their butts and keep it so uncomfortable they caved to what we wanted instead of them getting their way all the time.
Where there’s smoke..........................
So anyone in CO could vote on that day?
Rubio was on with Mark Levin last night.
When Levin asked Rubio who he would be supporting for the corner office, Rubio said that his delegates are bound on the first ballot. He added that on subsequent ballots, “I hope that they’ll nominate a conservative.” Rubio added, “the only one[presidential candidate] that fits that criteria is Ted Cruz.”
I’ll take that.
He did indeed in the first 30 minutes of the show.
Why wouldn't Trump's family love him?
Any registered Republican could vote in their precinct caucuses; and registered Democrat could vote in their caucuses; independents were out of luck.
If you are so naive to believe that innuendo must mean something is true, nothing can help you.
You must believe all the super market tabloids then, or all manner of conspiracy theories - like 9-11 Truther nonsense. You know thats what all conspiracy theorists say - where there's smoke...
Well, Ted has something like a 98% conservative rating so not sure what was wrong with my last sentence.
If every candidate had followed through with promises as Ted did, we would have a conservative Senate.
Everyone wants to assign blame but it’s our fault.
I’d curious as to why it’s a surprise that Trump’s family loves him.
I’m also curious as to how that is a qualification for president.
Lose the tagline.
And I mean yesterday.
Schizophrenic, I think, but the claim that Rubio endorsed Cruz has been rejected, at least for the time being, by Rubio.
Where there’s smoke.....let me remind you of Herman Cain.
Who is Mario ?
Got it. Done.
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