Light a candle for Saint Cruz, patron saint of conservatism. He was the only one to save us.........../s
Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
“Just remember Ted Cruz will still be in the Senate working hard to restore our constitution.”
If we’re lucky, the people of Texas won’t re-elect him and he’ll spend the rest of his life washing cars.
Good morning everyone in Realville.
Giving the Mayor a try today for the first time in a few weeks! Hoping for a good show.
Re: what went wrong
Rush just correced himself on that. Must be getting emails or reading FR.
I used to tune in for the wickedly funny parodies. When they stopped, I left.
You first.
If you can remove your head to accomplish it
Sheesh. Sore loser.
Cruz made his losing miscalculation right out of the gate. He spent all his time and effort courting evangelicals and getting endorsements from pastors.
I wondered at the time “what the heck is he doing?” It was if he just wanted to be President of Iowa.
Meantime, he forgot everyone else. Trump was out going full bore from state to state talking about the things people care about.
Fancy speeches and soaring rhetoric not backed by actions with results is just talk.
Many Christians are like my Dad, they do not appreciate a political candidate acting like his campaign is somehow sanctioned by God. My best guess is this is why Cruz didn’t make it in the south.
Light a candle for Saint Cruz, patron saint of conservatism. He was the only one to save us.........../s
LOL some nameless, faceless Trumpster hid the Oliver Wendell Holmes’ soundbites! /sarc
We brain-dead Trumpsters would take offense.. except that we are too busy savoring your sour grapes.
Schadenfreude
Haha, he tried to bring up the audio of the Cruz speech and...nothing!
“I guess my computer isn’t working.”
LOL!
Trump did it !!
He just gets bigger and bigger. It's going to be a sticky end.
Nah. teddy is going back to dc not to fight for the constitution. Instead, he is going there to live as far away from his wife and daughters and closer to his mistresses.
That’s ok he will torture us reading it. And I’m sorry the Cruz speeches are pablum.
Glad to hear Rush was so mad last night.
“The past few months, he’s acted like he was Mrs. Ted Cruz”
Only after his Marco Rubio bromance came to an end. [sniff]
“We don’t have any Cruz soundbites, but we’ve got other soundbites.”
Only one reason to listen to Limbaugh:
To be among the first to hear him announce his retirement.
Cruz embodies all the characteristics of a narcissistic sociopath. I know that term’s been bandied about for years because of 0bama and now so many other politicians, but it’s absolutely true.
Cruz lies pathologically, and he displays a self-centeredness and utter LACK of self-awareness only found in narcissists and similar mentally disordered people.
I’m beginning to believe it’s now a requirement for political success, except it’s being exposed and we are beyond sick of it.
He’s also humorless, sanctimonious, incapable of adapting and vindictive. ALL traits of 0bama, by the way.
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