[rktman]

Well, savannah guthrie.....dumbass. "She's a med student so we know she's resourceful" Uh, what? Srsly. That's almost as stupid as the dumbass that asked "What was that alligator thinking when he attacked the little boy at Disney". And, sadly, a large portion of the public gets their "news" from these assclowns. I saw a clip last night on the aforementioned movie and saw it coming within the first 15 seconds. I'm rootin' for the sharks.

[choctaw man]

The Cubs are in first place, I believe, due to global warming...

[blackdog]

Sharks go where the food is and breed where the food won’t eat their offspring, which makes them smarter than most actresses and liberals.

[4yearlurker]

Well I wont be seeing this movie because the theater is 35 mile round trip and I wouldn't want to leave a carbon footprint so I don't change the climate.

[The Sons of Liberty]

On NBC, Blake Lively Blames Global Warming for Shark Attack in Movie(dolt!)

The result of twenty-four hour news shows designed to "inform and entertain" is that you get fading Hollywood bimbos coming on speaking to half wit, so-called "journalists" as if they were subject matter experts. Unfortunately, this appeals to a certain [growing] segment of the population that are not too bright.

[x1stcav]

Back in the fifties and sixties in Southern California it was not unusual for sharks to swim inside the surf-line.

As a matter of fact, we made a sport grabbing the baby ones by the tail and flinging them onto the beach.

Sometimes we’d even put them back in the water after a while.

[Buckeye McFrog]

That’s pretty much the plot to all three of the Sharknado movies.

[Enchante]

headline should read, “Gossip Girl Star is Climate Scientist, too”

[Ditter]

Of course the alligator was thinking. He saw that kid and he thought ........”LUNCH”..........”YEA”.........

[Sacajaweau]

Shark attacks occur because people are swimming in shark infested waters. It’s what sharks do. Food is food...

[Zathras]

Great Whites are always close to shore except when on breeding migration.
Oh and they are hardly ever in warm water.

[TigersEye]

What a moron. The water is naturally warmer in shallow waters. If sharks didn’t like warm water they would stay away from shore lines.

[Thank You Rush]

“”And she’s attacked and you think of a shark attack being in the deep ocean, but it’s almost scarier when shore is right there.””

Yeah - because there are so many people in the “deep ocean” - those are the ones who have to be careful...

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Does anyone really believe Blake Lively has used her brain for anything since hitting puberty?

[Larry Lucido]

Wouldn’t the shallow water be warmer?

[Sertorius]

Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand because of global warming.

[Wolfie]

Going back to when they started recording them, most shark attacks occur in less than 5 feet of water. Global warming pushing sharks in to shore? Uh, no.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Maybe she’s lively in bed, but not much lively activity between the ears.

[hattend]

actress Blake Lively implied that the reason her character is in peril is global warming that's what the script said.

Fixed it.... dumbass.

[Teacher317]

In 1975, Jaws taught us that most shark attacks take place in 3 feet of water. Where has she been?

[Night Hides Not]

Were the sharks closer to the shore during the Little Ice Age? Oh wait, that was the period prior to Columbus sailing to America.

How come there were no records kept during the settlement of Jamestown?