Posted on 06/27/2016 9:54:09 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
When Hillary says she wasn’t sleeping during the attack on Benghazi you have to remember she’s a Clinton and she’s parsing her words. She was in bed with Huma but she wasn’t sleeping.
You go to bed; I will carry the torch of beav-munching, Huma-scissoring career alcoholics until you return.
You caused me to excrete a haiku:
Sure, I was in bed
As Huma is my witness
Not sleeping; munching!
Maybe it’s a tumor?
It’s not a Tumor!!!
When I get tired of my lady friends frequent complaints about her many ailments that’s what I ask her. “Maybe it’s a tumor?”
It’s not a tumor!! She says.
Me: Well I don’t know. Maybe you need to see a doctor or something.
Her: F you.
She’s a woman of few words. Unless she’s talking about her failing health.
She had dinner at the Y last night because she muffed the meal at home.
Not sleeping; dreaming:
The visit to the girl’s’ school
Carpets left unmunched!
“Can any medical types posit a theory?
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Not a “medical type” but I sometimes pretend to be a gynecologist.
I think she has TB.”
If so, she can brag that she got the TB from the masses of Islamic “migrants” who are coming into the U.S. with a high rate of T.B. Or she can claim she got it from all that travelling “under fire” to make it look like she was doing something, while stopping by Islamic countries to negotiate cash transfers to the Clinton Foundation “charity.” She can claim she go TB for her country. She can even parrot Bill “I feel their pain.”
Did they show the size of the crowd???
Cannot wait until Trump gets to Ohio tomorrow after making speech earlier in Pennsylvania!! Both on RSBN!!
“”Can any medical types posit a theory?””
I’m not a medical type but my sister in law had the same problem and it was lung cancer... She thought it was a cold; traveled to CA from the Midwest for a funeral and saw a doctor finally when she came home. She was a smoker and as far as I know Hillary isn’t but it wouldn’t be the first time a non smoker had lung cancer.. She fought and won against cervical cancer years before but couldn’t beat lung cancer. The treatment was so brutal, she couldn’t take any more of it and stopped it.
And we’re gonna put a man on Pluto to fight global warming! Cough! Cough! Cough, cough!
There is only one way to say “It’s not a tumor”, and that is in the style of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop:
“It’s not ah tumah!”
Similar in style and delivery his other famous line, “Get in the choppah!”
keyboard spew alert
Do they even still make Meximelts any more?
They are no longer on the drive up menu. Replaced on the board by a taco that tastes like a Dorito, or something.
Good point. The DemonCraps use violent disruption against Trump rallies. I suggest non-violent, legal retaliation. FReepers and other patriots should attend all of the Witch’s rallies as apparent supporters, but armed with cameras. Then we should photograph the entire crowds from good vantage points and post the pictures to show how small they really are. Also get pictures of any freaky people and/or signs and post them. While at those rallies be scrupulously polite and even flattering, remembering that one can catch more flies with homey than vinegar.
A haiku, spurred by you:
Sad to say it
But if Hill dies from cancer
America wins
“”so they can get into the global marketplace””
What does that even mean? How many of us here on our computers with broad band internet are in the “global marketplace?”
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