Michelle O for Senate? DNC prints first bumper sticker (Democrat cattle call alert)

Washington Examiner ^ | August 9, 2016 | Paul Bedard

[Zakeet]

The popular native daughter of Illinois is indeed stunning ...

[tet68]

Wouldn’t take much to change it to,
“When they go low, we got high!”

[kiryandil]

Why isn’t the DNC worried that the Senate will tip over if Michelle 0bama is seated there?

[FlingWingFlyer]

That bumper sticker seems a little homophobic to me. But that’s just me.

[kiryandil]

That’s a Wide Load, baby!

[T-Bone Texan]

Bumpersticker haiku:

If they want 10 bucks
Then it really isn't free
More dem treachery!

[ZULU]

Surprised. It should say “Moochie for More” .

[Gaffer]

"When they go low, we go high."

Exactly how does the square juxtaposed to her husband's comment "....they bring a knife, we bring a gun." She's not gonna have two dozen stylists, assistants, chemists and makeup artists to coif her when she leaves. I'd really like to see the everywoman she'll purport to be for her BS 'candidacy.'

[Organic Panic]

There is ZERO chance of Mooch ever going to public office. She is not a worker bee. She is THEE queen bee. Others work for her. To work is beneath her. She has servants and staff to cater to her. She has never had a job nor will she ever have a real job. She will be placed on some no show board member job to launder her ill gotten money but she won’t work a day in her life.

[T-Bone Texan]

Great minds think alike!

A haiku:

Her hubby's on weed
And coke, if he can find it
His sex is down low

[NorthMountain]

Michelle 0bama: “We’re down low, and we get high.”

[antidisestablishment]

Wow, is there a Photoshop effect they didn’t use on that “photo”?

[RoseofTexas]

You know Ovomit will run she loves all the goodies and freebies they’ll bestow on the queen of vomit!!God deliver us from these monsters or better yet come Lord Jesus come!!

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

If there was justice
The beard Mooch would be strapped in
And pulling a plow

[Opinionated Blowhard]

[Enchante]

You think our US Senators actually work?? What a quaint idea....

[T-Bone Texan]

You spurred a haiku:

She should know her place
Normally her kind serves drinks
Quite the reversal

[Buckeye McFrog]

Post-Presidency the Obamas are planning to live in D.C.
They’ve signed a lease on some swanky digs. Hard to see then how she becomes a Senator.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Yeah, really. If her hubby could do it ANYONE can!

[GnuThere]

I agree, even with a lot of staff she would have to put in face time and campaign time and she is just flat out too lazy - they are financially set for life just running scams that require no work and would not cut into her vacay and luxury activities!