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Just a little light reading to get your minds off politics.

Nothin' says lovin' like cephalosporin-resistant gonorrhea.

1 posted on 10/19/2016 5:55:11 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
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The government is going to give them all free health care, no pain... no consequences.


2 posted on 10/19/2016 5:56:58 PM PDT by rovenstinez (so)
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All of them are Gay ?


3 posted on 10/19/2016 5:58:31 PM PDT by butlerweave
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How could this be? I can’t imagine young women actually having sex with this generation of pajama boys and girlee men.


4 posted on 10/19/2016 5:59:15 PM PDT by Baynative (Freedom; the dream of every human, the birth right of every American.)
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Boy this news is nothing to clap about


5 posted on 10/19/2016 6:01:05 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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Moby Dick is not a social disease


6 posted on 10/19/2016 6:03:13 PM PDT by Phil DiBasquette
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And that’s just the Clinton victims.


7 posted on 10/19/2016 6:03:20 PM PDT by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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...and they never learned that a night with Venus means a life with Mercury.
8 posted on 10/19/2016 6:03:28 PM PDT by SandRat ( (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?))
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WE’RE NUMBER ONE!!

*sigh*


9 posted on 10/19/2016 6:03:44 PM PDT by Marie (The vulgarians are at the gate! MAGA!)
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So gross!


12 posted on 10/19/2016 6:08:27 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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The CDC recommends treating the infection with a combination of two antibiotics: azithromycin and ceftriaxone.

The infection has already become immune to penicillin, tetracycline and fluoroquinolones.

And rhetoric too? ... Don't tell me!

13 posted on 10/19/2016 6:13:59 PM PDT by dr_lew (I)
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Meanwhile: Madonna: ‘If You Vote for Hillary Clinton, I Will Give You a Blowj*b’
15 posted on 10/19/2016 6:20:07 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (If Muammar Gaddafi had donated to the Clinton Foundation he would still be alive and in power today.)
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It’s the Russians fault.


19 posted on 10/19/2016 6:27:57 PM PDT by tuffydoodle ("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
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And that was just during the Democratic Party Convention.


20 posted on 10/19/2016 6:29:08 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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And just what are the percentages attributable to the “it’s just another lifestyle” homosexuals?


22 posted on 10/19/2016 6:30:44 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Romeo + Juliet = True Love hilLIAR + Obambi = ISIS)
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Okay, so I need to share a story that happened to a couple of my brother’s friends back in the 80s:

“Dan” was popular with the ladies, as was “John”. Neither had any problems finding girlfriends or casual partners with whom to enjoy sexual activities.

At one point they had both slept with the same girl around the same general timeframe. Dan came down with some unpleasantries in the genital region and had to go to the doctor for diagnosis and treatment. Yes, it was curable. No, I didn’t ask specifically what it was that he had caught. Being friends with John, Dan told him that he should go get checked out.

John went to the doctor and was told that the test involved having one of those big wooden Q-tips inserted in his urethra so they could get a culture for the lab. He said it was remarkably painful. A short while later the doctor (or nurse, I don’t remember and it’s not relevant) came back in and said “I have some bad news.” John thought it was going to be word of a positive test result but it turns out that the swab had gotten contaminated and they needed to repeat the procedure, further abusing his already-unhappy urethra. Evidently, jamming a large wooden Q-tip up in the pee hole twice in a short time frame is not something anyone wants to experience.

The only good news is that his test eventually came back and he hadn’t caught an STD.

So the moral of the story is: Never vote for a Democrat. Or something like that...


25 posted on 10/19/2016 6:46:29 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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Bill Clinton Did It !


28 posted on 10/19/2016 6:59:18 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (I think therefore im Dangerous to the liberal agenda !)
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Obama’s fault.


31 posted on 10/19/2016 7:11:17 PM PDT by RC one (The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
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Which explains Hillary Clinton.


32 posted on 10/19/2016 7:24:15 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Muslims)
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The real legacy of the Clintons.


33 posted on 10/19/2016 7:29:29 PM PDT by Oratam
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Thanks Clinton!

Making America syphilitic again.


36 posted on 10/19/2016 7:47:49 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Hail Obambi, our Deer Leader)
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