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Dumped on Prom Night - The PROOF of Hillary's Election Night Meltdown (Satire)
People's Cube ^ | 11/12/2016 | Chedoh

Posted on 11/15/2016 11:57:42 AM PST by sevinufnine

Some of the remnants of Hillary Clinton’s rampage in the private VIP area was discovered by the HOTEL CUSTODIAL STAFF the day following the election. Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.

The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table. (I read elsewhere it too TWO weeks to plan/prepare this cake.)

Hillary Clinton’s post election celebration plans included hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fireworks, live performances by various celebrities, such as Cher, who came believing that Hillary was going to win the election, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q., among millions of dollars worth of other celebratory preparations, ALL PAID FOR BY THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IN FULL.

A former staffer, who was fired during the rampage, said that the atmosphere around Clinton went from "queen of the hour" to "the girl who was dumped on prom night" in only a few moments.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillary; meltdown; satire
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To: Boogieman

“People’s Cube is a satire site, not a news source.”

yes for the most, but I have no doubt Hillary wasn’t the only one tossing tables and having fits over this loss.


41 posted on 11/15/2016 12:08:49 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

From “The Great Gatsby”:

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money of their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”


42 posted on 11/15/2016 12:08:57 PM PST by C19fan
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To: Ciaphas Cain

The latter.


43 posted on 11/15/2016 12:09:05 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: wareagle7295
From what I am reading here, the site is satire.

Regardless she did have an after party scheduled across the road from Trump Towers.

44 posted on 11/15/2016 12:09:08 PM PST by mware (RETIRED)
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To: sevinufnine

Thanks for posting. I had not heard of any of these details.


45 posted on 11/15/2016 12:09:21 PM PST by plain talk
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To: circlecity

I’d bet you’re right .


46 posted on 11/15/2016 12:09:41 PM PST by katykelly
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To: sevinufnine

Knew it was satire from the headline. Herself is no longer physically capable of that much sustained physical exertion.


47 posted on 11/15/2016 12:10:09 PM PST by Thickman (Obama - Professor of the United States)
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To: MayflowerMadam

“Thanks for posting. Interesting if true.”

I know for a fact SOME of it has to be. Like Cher being there waiting to perform. She had liberal boy Jon Bonjovi riding around with her in the plane night before (he was likely there too). I read elsewhere her “glass ceiling idea”.


48 posted on 11/15/2016 12:10:19 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

I don’t doubt that she threw a **** fit, but I don’t believe this is a genuine report.

I need pictures or video.


49 posted on 11/15/2016 12:10:33 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

A bit of all of it.


50 posted on 11/15/2016 12:10:45 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

bookmark


51 posted on 11/15/2016 12:11:54 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: TexasGator

I love that site. really, read around it one day. Sort of like Trump in the rallys, it says what we think and what’s likely often true :)


52 posted on 11/15/2016 12:12:15 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

Of course there is no video or pictures of this implosion because Hillary doesn’t allow people around her - except for a very select few - to even have smartphones.


53 posted on 11/15/2016 12:12:17 PM PST by plain talk
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To: sevinufnine
a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q.

I'd heard about this being talked about by people who work at the Javits Center setting up for the event that was to follow the next day.

54 posted on 11/15/2016 12:13:06 PM PST by Flick Lives (Les Deplorables Triumphant)
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To: Gamecock

Yeah. That struck me as well.


55 posted on 11/15/2016 12:13:20 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: sevinufnine
Clinton’s splurge on party supplies was merely an echo of all the left-leaning polls

'Tis the price of reading only your own press releases, and living in an echo chamber.

FR is guilty of this, often. Heck, I was surprised when Romney lost in 2012 - though with hindsight, it was obviously a foregone conclusion.

56 posted on 11/15/2016 12:14:05 PM PST by wbill
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To: sevinufnine

As much as I loath, despise, detest, and abhor the Hildebeast, without pics, I can’t find this piece credible...especially since today, everybody on the planet has a cell phone with a camera.


57 posted on 11/15/2016 12:14:08 PM PST by GoldenPup
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To: Genoa

Fake but funny


58 posted on 11/15/2016 12:14:09 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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To: sevinufnine

It is not nice to celebrate another human being’s misery, but I can’t help it.


59 posted on 11/15/2016 12:14:13 PM PST by doug from upland (Many of us knew Clinton was a rapist 24 years ago)
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To: Flick Lives

“a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q.

I’d heard about this being talked about by people who work at the Javits Center setting up for the event that was to follow the next day. “

Yup, some of this has to be true. Although yes, the website isn’t exactly Fox New or the likes....kinda like Daily Mail UK. An enquirer type rag but they come out with stuff that does turn out to be very, true.


60 posted on 11/15/2016 12:15:20 PM PST by sevinufnine
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