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Amy Grant Releases 200th Christmas Album
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/15/16

Posted on 12/16/2016 6:35:49 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

Sparrow Records and Christian recording artist Amy Grant announced Thursday the release of her new Christmas album, which becomes the 200th Christmas collection Grant has produced in her career, a record among all recording artists.

The latest offering, Greatest Hits From This Year’s Christmas Albums, which compiles some of the best songs from the other six Christmas albums Grant has released this year, arrived on shelves to a robust response.

Industry experts attribute the instant success of the album to a growing sense of unrest among Christians, who had not been blessed by a new Amy Grant Christmas album in almost three months.

Since Grant’s iconic “A Christmas Album” was released in 1983, she has compiled an impressive, extensive list of yuletide offerings, including bestsellers Home For Christmas, Christmas in My Backyard, My Second Best Christmas, Christmas All Year, Christmas: The Christmas Album, We Want Christmas and We Want It Now, We Bet You’ll Buy Another Amy Grant Christmas Album, From Christmas to Christmas, the Latin-flavored Mi Christmas Su Christmas, and 1998’s two-volume set The Amy Grant and Friends Christmas Anthology Collection Live From Tennessee.

A spokesperson for Grant says she hopes the album will produce a sense of wonder and anticipation for the release of Volume Two, due out next week.


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1 posted on 12/16/2016 6:35:49 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Holy cow! How old is she??


2 posted on 12/16/2016 6:37:13 AM PST by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat)
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To: MNDude

She’s exactly as old as the concept of parody news!


3 posted on 12/16/2016 6:38:45 AM PST by Celerity
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To: SoFloFreeper

I can’t explain it, but in my 63 years I’ve somehow lost all appreciation for Christmas music. My wife loves it. We just abide by the standard rule that every time you play a Christmas song before Thanksgiving, a baby reindeer dies.

There are a very tiny number of Christmas songs I do like.

Breath of Heaven
Mary did you know.

I say this as someone in a southern Gospel band and member of a church choir that does Christmas shows.

200 albums? That’s nuts.


4 posted on 12/16/2016 6:39:27 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: MNDude

How many Christmas songs are there?


5 posted on 12/16/2016 6:39:35 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: MNDude

More like an unholy cow. She affirms sodomy and calling it “marriage.”


6 posted on 12/16/2016 6:40:11 AM PST by fwdude (Democrats have not been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Dang! I got powned!

This is satire! It’s the Babylon Bee.


7 posted on 12/16/2016 6:40:23 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: SoFloFreeper

She doesn’t believe in God anymore but does believe in money.


8 posted on 12/16/2016 6:40:24 AM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Celerity

You can also get most of them in the “digitally remastered” version, some with bonus tracks!


9 posted on 12/16/2016 6:41:09 AM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: SoFloFreeper

Bing Crosby and Andy Williams combined didn’t have that many.


10 posted on 12/16/2016 6:41:56 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Mr. Douglas
I can’t explain it, but in my 63 years I’ve somehow lost all appreciation for Christmas music.

I chalk it up to the degraded quality of the music. I've come to love the classic choral styles which used to be performed in many "high" church settings, free of the secular inanities, like dogs barking "Jingle Bells."

If you have access to one of the music apps, like Pandora, look for Andrew Rieu's holiday channel. You won't be disappointed.

11 posted on 12/16/2016 6:43:29 AM PST by fwdude (Democrats have not been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Many albums, and I don’t know about Amy Grant albums at all, have one or two good songs; everything else is “filler”.


12 posted on 12/16/2016 6:44:32 AM PST by Theodore R. (Let's not squander the golden opportunity of 2017.)
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To: bgill
She doesn’t believe in God anymore but does believe in money.

I contend that she never really believed in God except as a hook to make money.

13 posted on 12/16/2016 6:44:53 AM PST by fwdude (Democrats have not been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.)
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To: fwdude

I’ll give it a try. Thanks!


14 posted on 12/16/2016 6:45:44 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Never knew she had so many Christmas albums.

Must say that "A Christmas Album" and "Home For Christmas" are 2 of my favorite Christmas albums.

I heard the other day, that the reason so many artists do Christmas albums, is that most of the songs are so old, that the royalties that have to be paid on them are VERY low. The albums are pure profit.

Never realized Amy has 11 Christmas albums out.
I haven't looked, but I'm curious how many of these albums have repeat songs (maybe recorded differently)
AND have been written by her.

15 posted on 12/16/2016 6:48:50 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: SoFloFreeper

This could not be real. Nobody makes 200 albums of anything these days, not even Christmas music. Good to know she’s still producing though. Most entertainers who started decades ago have faded away, or ‘reinvented themselves’ a couple of times as a form of rebellion.


16 posted on 12/16/2016 6:49:22 AM PST by lee martell
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To: SoFloFreeper

Didn’t she leave her husband for Vince Gill?


17 posted on 12/16/2016 6:50:32 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: fwdude
like dogs barking "Jingle Bells."

That wouldn't have been so bad except the dogs didn't do the bridge.
18 posted on 12/16/2016 6:50:47 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Amy Grant: Supplying 24/7 Christmas radio stations with new content for the next 300 years.


19 posted on 12/16/2016 6:51:03 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: lee martell

‘This could not be real”

You’re right,it isn’t.

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20 posted on 12/16/2016 6:52:04 AM PST by Mears
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