Posted just in case my previous post was too strong for the mods...
Posted on 03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT by Zakeet
A Texas state representative has introduced legislation that would fine men for masturbating and require them to undergo counseling before obtaining a prescription for Viagra, in an effort to highlight anti-abortion laws that place restrictions on women.
The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital. Each incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," the bill reads.
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Posted just in case my previous post was too strong for the mods...
Unless I had to look at him/her
Ed
Is she for or against abortion?
Just wondering how much the Pope paid her. He’s worried that this practice is cutting down on new Catholics. This is just one more blight on Texas as a state where people are said to still be sane.
Yup...wasn't it Bill Clinton's, US surgeon General, Jocelyn Elders who wanted to teach kids how to masturbate in school classes?
"Masturbation: it’s not a four-letter word, but the president fired me for saying it. In this so-called “communications age,” it remains a sexual taboo of monumental proportions to discuss the safe and universal sexual practice of self-pleasure. No doubt, future generations will be amused at our peculiar taboo, laughing in sociology classes at our backwardness, yet also puzzled by it given our high rates of disease and premature pregnancy. We will look foolish in the light of history."
“She should keep her mouth shut.”
There’s a joke here. But I’m not taking the bait.
“She should keep her mouth shut.”
There’s a joke here. But I’m not taking the bait.
Who was it that said their morals were in their vagina?
Well...many said that my brains are in my penis.
Don't start messing with my penis, you fruit-loops!
That’s one of my favorite movie mini-rants of all time. Demolition man, in hindsight, was prophetic from a societal standpoint. Waiting for the three little seashells lol!!
Actually, this so borders on ridiculous because until the sperm and egg meet, say howdy and do their thing there is no unborn child. This would be like fining a women every month for having her period.
This is my guilty pleasure...I LIKE Stallone movies.
Your post fits like a glove with the accompanying picture above it. What a beast!
Precisely. She equates spermatazoa with an unborn child. The correct comparison is to an egg. Masturbation is the act of orgasm, whether male or female.
Cute but stupid.
She is an evil, evil woman.
Masturbation Enforcement Network
MEN
The bill destined the be known as “Onan’s Law”.
"....pay you're own fine ya wanker"
Yep. They reply with something like “Yuck Mom! Don’t tell me things like that.”
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