Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald Humiliated After Accidentally Revealing Anime Porn on His Browser

Breitbart ^ | 8 Jun 17 | Lucas Nolan

[SkyPilot]

Vanity Fair contributing editor Kurt Eichenwald posted a picture to Twitter of his computer desktop that users noticed included an open tab of cartoon porn. Vanity Fair editor Kurt Eichenwald posted a photo to his Twitter page Wednesday night to display hate mail he recently received. Unknown to the editor, a tab open in his web browser in the background of the photo showed that he had been viewing hentai, or pornographic anime.

Eichenwald claimed that he had been viewing the explicit material because he and his children had been debating with Eichenwald’s wife over the existence of “tentacle porn”:

As users questioned and ridiculed Eichenwald, he doubled down.....

[kiryandil]

[unixfox]

Surely Vanity Fair has something to say about this. Right?

Crickets...

[Trillian]

Those tatas at the top look painfully engorged.

[liberalh8ter]

Because my kids and I often have discussions about tentacle porn. Ohhhh boy.

[Rebelbase]

A maritime bestiality perversion.

[redgolum]

Right or wrong, never google a type of smut to see if it exists.

Rule 42 I think is what it is calle.d

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Why would he be humiliated? Leftists support this kind of thing.

[Yaelle]

For a good quick SFW history of tentacle porn and how the west helped invent it, watch the little animated video. http://digg.com/video/tentacle-porn-history

[Yaelle]

You are MOSA (Making Octopi Sexy Again)!

[samtheman]

He’s got a point. I haven’t checked, but I’d bet my wife doesn’t believe that tentacle porn exists, either.

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I shouldn’t read FR when I’m sitting in boring meetings. People looked up when I suppressed a laugh reading your post.

[Yaelle]

When I surf at work for porn to show my kids, I have the decency to be embarrassed and not leave my tentacle porn in view of the cameras. Especially since I have a national Better Than You glossy magazine and would be publicly shamed for my tentacle kink and my obviously microscopic penis.

[Political Junkie Too]

Tentacle Porn?

-PJ

[SkyPilot]

TENTACLES EICHENWALD. That has a ring to it.

Good name for a metal band.

TENTACLES EICHENWALD

[stars & stripes forever]

LOL.

[SkyPilot]

I can’t imagine my husband having so little respect for me and so much more desire to throw me and other family members under the bus by pulling me into such filth that he would lie and make a mockery of our marriage .

It probably went down like this:

Listen honey, you better back me up on this excuse for the porn on my computer and cover for me! You want me to lose the six figure paying gigs at Newsweek, MSNBC, and Vanity Fair? You want to keep this expensive house, the expensive cars, the vacations, the clothes? Then follow my lead and let me hide behind your skirt, because if you don't, my lucrative paychecks are history!

[SkyPilot]

There you go. Ariel, the best looking redhead in the Disney repertoire. Wonder if old Kurt has porn images of her too?

[SkyPilot]

When I surf at work for porn to show my kids, I have the decency to be embarrassed and not leave my tentacle porn in view of the cameras.

I know, common courtesty, no? Doesn't every father show porn to his kids?

[Shadow44]

My dad never gave me the talk about tentacle hentai, what a louse he was!

[radiohead]

A few years back, I learned about tentacle porn. Thinking I had heard just about everything at that point, I looked it up. Yup. There’s such a thing. Moving on...

Not in my wildest dreams would I have thought it appropriate to bring in children to show it to them as well. So, he’s either lying to cover up or he’s an idiot for sharing with his kids.

What’s wrong with these people?

[Chode]

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.