Have some Madeira my dear (close enough):
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EVERYONE I know wants to hurry to Madera.
“Bullet-train to MADERA, all aboard..!!”
After the BIG ONE, Madera will be renamed as Madera Beach.
Have some Madeira my dear (close enough):
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The Madeira wine was drunk by many of our founding fathers. Thomas Jefferson and George Washington liked Madeira wine. This was a wine that actually tasted better after it was in the hold of a ship that was out in high waves.