[KarlInOhio]

I don't know how to stop North Korea's nukes or artillery, but the infantry could be stopped within a few hundred yards of the border with some good buffet lines.

[Vendome]

Send a fleet of trucks filled with our leftover Turkey

Wait two hours until they go into a Turkey coma.

Waltz in steal their weapons and paint them with lipstick and mascara.

Would be a hoot...

[redinIllinois]

That sounds like a great idea.

So many reasons to show them that life could be good...

[Does so]

I don't know how to stop North Korea's nukes or artillery, but the infantry could be stopped within a few hundred yards of the border with some good buffet lines.

Had to read that a couple of times, scratch my head for a good infantry use of a "buffet" line, and finally chuckled at my misdirection. :)

Try Smorgasbord next time. ;)

[Does so]

Pre-invasion, just think what could be realized with a million helium balloons carrying Nachos. :)

[mad_as_he$$]

Golden Corral stops a war? Foxworthy will be all over it!

[piasa]

American & Korean BBQ, Cajun crawdad boils and apple fritter cook-offs all along the border

[Caipirabob]

I would love to see that. Have a sign out about half a mile from the border; Take left to combat zone, take right to All You Can Eat Buffet.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Set up a few large charcoal smokers right at the border and load em up with pork roasts and ribs. Trade dibs for guns. :-)