An outhouse is the very definition of a sh!thole.
GROSS!!! DISGUSTINGLY GROSS!!
Hauling away to where?
It's an island, for cripe's sake.
Please don't tell us they're dumping it into the ocean - the envirowackos will go NUTS!
I believe Haiti has received $9B in aid. People ask, "What did they spend it on?"
Answer: buckets.
So how could NPR air this story and NOT come to the inarguable conclusion that Haiti is a shithole?
There is a hole in the ground.
It is filled with human waste.
There is a guy standing barefoot in it.
Reminder to self: don’t buy any Haitian wine until you can make sure the natives don’t stomp on the grapes.
In the year, 2917, if man is still alive!
For all my current & former Military Brothers:
You might be deploying to a “Shit Hole”:
1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
The Clinton Foundation Motto......
“We raised billions for Haiti and now they’re only in the shirt up to their knees. They could be in the shirt up to their eyeballs like we are!”
A sh!thole by another other name would stink as bad.
ergo ...
Will Conan O’Brien going to interview these guys when he takes his show to Haiti? That would be fantastic!
I usually use the phrase “Sack of Durbin”, but “Bucket of Durbin” also works.
The 1st World: “Study hard, kids or you’ll wind up in a series of dead end jobs for the rest of your life.”
Haiti: “Apply yourself, Edouard. You may get hired on by the bayakou and get your own bucket and candle.”
By definition, Haiti: This.
Can’t believe National Proletariat Radio reported this.
2018. Exposed to civilization for how long? STILL living like animals? AND no one can point it out as a BAD thing?
“Hauling Away Human Excrement By Hand”
Still more honorable than being a “journalist”.
