Posted on 01/22/2018 1:57:43 PM PST by SeekAndFind
UNLIKE YOU, I have options.
A number of years ago I married an intelligent, blonde woman who spoke many languages, including one that sounded like the soundtrack from “Thor: Ragnarok.” It was gobbledygook to me, but she turned out to be Norwegian — imagine my luck!
That’s right. Not only do we have the right to resettle in Donald Trump’s favorite white-bread country — Norway makes New Hampshire look like the Model UN — but Norway is also anxious to have us. We have been perusing a website called “New Beginnings in Ringerike,” which bills itself as a “recovery” program for Norwegian-Americans traumatized by the presidential election:
“In light of the results of the US presidential election, the Ringerike Recovery Program has been developed by the regional development company of Ringerike, Norway. We are offering acute aid to descendants of emigrated Norwegians, and other Americans, considering a new start abroad.”
Where the heck is Ringerike, you ask? As indicated, it’s in Norway, a bit north (ugh) of Oslo, and to the left (west.) On Google Maps, it looks like an enchanted land of lapis lakes and forested mountains, which is how I will choose to think of it.
Ringerike has a lot to offer,” the website explains, in near-perfect English. Did I mention that all Norwegians speak perfect English, and Swedish, and German? The fact is, Norwegians in particular and Europeans in general (don’t get me started on the Dutch) can be pretty annoying profiling their peacocky polyglottalia. Which may or may not be a word; my English is a work in progress.
Where was I? “Ringerike has a lot to offer: free health care and schools, reasonable [sic] priced housing, wide cultural scene, high tolerance for religious beliefs and sexual orientation, stunning nature, clean air and fresh water
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LOL, exactly!
Dear Alex: Please leave SOON! Please NEVER come back! Thank You Very Much!
You notice he is not relocating to a ‘sh!thole’.
Valid question.
What’s the matter?
His name show up in a secret memo or something?
He woulda married a Haitian if he wasn’t a racist. Just sayin’.
Norway is 98% white. You think this guy is going to start complaining about their lack of diversity once he gets there?
Exactly. And he married a "blonde". What a racist!
Moving, but didn’t see anything about giving up US citizenship. So moving means nothing.
let alone one willing to move from an improving US to the disintegrating EU with its deteriorating quality of life
Enjoy socializing with the MUSLIMS!
Good riddance, Alex. Your children - if you have any - will one day be begging to come to the US.
Are you certain that Norway will accept him - he’s not Muslim.
Jumpin Yimminy! “We have been perusing a website called “New Beginnings in Ringerike,” which bills itself as a “recovery program” ............................. Ya, come back to Norway if you are Norwegian, we would love to have you, because we are running out of Norwegians. When you get here everything you want is yours. You can even buy an American Jeep here if you miss the one you left behind. It only costs about 55,000 after the VAT tax is applied. That should not be a problem you can use what is left over from the 60% tax you will pay, there like in the rest of Scandinavia. Our new motto should be “Norwegians are welcome, because we are running out of them”. Hear that Bay Ridge Brooklyn? Ooooops, they’re gone from there too? Are there any other places in the world where Norwegians can go to?
LOLOL! Genius! Took me a moment. If only there was a “Departure” sign to Shithole and we could see Penn, Streisand, Fonda, Winfrey, DeNiro, et al waiting to board the plane.
What a pussy. A real liberal man would move himself and that cute blonde to Sweden where she can offer up her hot bod to all the refugees. Those poor men are having sexual emergencies every day.
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